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I enjoy irritating women that reject my romantic advances...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Like a determined salesman who simply won't take no for an answer. Folks, this helps improve my resolve and my impromptu thinking and speaking skills for future targets.
  2. #2
    TommyTarTar Yung Blood
    You're very rude. I bet you have no friend, OP
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by TommyTarTar You're very rude. I bet you have no friend, OP

    But I have electronic friends. And you're my newest one.
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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Ity told me she's really interested in you...give it a shot.
  5. #5
    TommyTarTar Yung Blood
    Originally posted by WellHung But I have electronic friends. And you're my newest one.

    I noticed you reply to your own comments more than probably anyone else on here. you are a narcissis.
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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by WellHung Like a determined salesman who simply won't take no for an answer. Folks, this helps improve my resolve and my impromptu thinking and speaking skills for future targets.

    Obviously your method never works...time to change the pitch.
  7. #7
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    So, Bad Matt, you rub poison ivy on your hands?
  8. #8
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by TommyTarTar I noticed you reply to your own comments more than probably anyone else on here. you are a narcissis.

    Correct
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by joerell Obviously your method never works…time to change the pitch.

    It works sometimes but I do need to vary it up a bit.
  10. #10
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 So, Bad Matt, you rub poison ivy on your hands?

    Negative. Wont touch the stuff.
  11. #11
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by WellHung It works sometimes but I do need to vary it up a bit.

    You want to try one.
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by joerell You want to try one.

    Wut u got for me?
  13. #13
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Wut u got for me?

    nearly 2 years old now :(

  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by S6x nearly 2 years old now :(


    U sick bastard.
  15. #15
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung U sick bastard.

    my guess is a burrow owl took him out.

    his insides looked pecked out. of course Owls eat their pray and then spit them out. so the only other thing is a falcon grabbed him for a meal.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by S6x my guess is a burrow owl took him out.

    his insides looked pecked out. of course Owls eat their pray and then spit them out. so the only other thing is a falcon grabbed him for a meal.

    Why are you ruling out a red-tailed hawk?
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    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Why are you ruling out a red-tailed hawk?

    because I never heard of such a thing. do they exist in the bay area.
  18. #18
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Folks, when the love of his life broke his heart a few years ago.. Beta Bob Fatt Matt had a mental breakdown and camped out in the woods a few miles from her home, crying like a 15 year old girl who got dumped a week before prom. Begging and begging to see her.

    This pussy had her laughing.

    Discuss.
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    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Folks, when the love of his life broke his heart a few years ago.. Beta Bob Fatt Matt had a mental breakdown and camped out in the woods a few miles from her home, crying like a 15 year old girl who got dumped a week before prom. Begging and begging to see her.

    This pussy had her laughing.

    Discuss.

    I believe this topic actually warrants itโ€™s very own thread ๐Ÿ‘
  20. #20
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Mattilda?
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