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Best stimulant for weight loss?

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Preferably not meth?

    I want to slim down a bit but not lose teeth or get knifed by my dealer
  2. #2
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    DNP. It blocks cellular energy mechanisms, so the weight just falls off. It's very safe when used with care, despite what they say.
  3. #3
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill DNP. It blocks cellular energy mechanisms, so the weight just falls off. It's very safe when used with care, despite what they say.

    Sounds good, do I just ask around the gym or what?
  4. #4
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    You'll probably have to hit up the dark net markets, lots of people won't deal with DNP cos of the deaths.
  5. #5
    Technologist victim of incest
    What is DNP?
  6. #6
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Di-Nitro-Phenol. It's something they discovered when making dynamite, the workers all started losing weight, but no other problems.

    I never used it, but it's used a little by bodybuilders to get ready for shows. It can cause thermogenesis - meaning you feel hot, which is what causes the deaths and other ill effects. So long as you use low doses it's perfectly safe.

    Clenbuterol is something else they use, as well as an ECA stack.
  7. #7
    Technologist victim of incest
    Any relation to the old phen-phen?
  8. #8
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Exercise works pretty good
  9. #9
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Exercise works pretty good

    LMAO.
  10. #10
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Exercise works pretty good

    Yeah. Like fucking.
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  11. #11
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    that fuckin thing is prolly true,, I was at 155 lbs when fuckin on the reg,, now I'm 215 and havent seen pussy in years,, jerkin off is NOT a weight loss program
  12. #12
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 Yeah. Like fucking.

    girl u nasty
    but i want DRUGS NIGGA make this shit easy for me
  13. #13
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by POLECAT that fuckin thing is prolly true,, I was at 155 lbs when fuckin on the reg,, now I'm 215 and havent seen pussy in years,, jerkin off is NOT a weight loss program

    LMAO...that was good.
  14. #14
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Exercise will boost your metabolism for many hours, so you can easily burn as many calories after a brief burst of exercise as during it. Sex is as good as anything to do this.
  15. #15
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Technologist Any relation to the old phen-phen?

    Phenmetrazine? I always wanted to try that. The Beetles were fans.
  16. #16
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 🐿 Yeah. Like fucking.

    Come on girl I got a clean and jerk squat thrust lift we can do.
  17. #17
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Cootehill Phenmetrazine? I always wanted to try that. The Beetles were fans.

    I spelled it wrong, it was Fen-phen. Anyway it is phentermine. Here’s an article.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenfluramine/phentermine
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  18. #18
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Wikipedia LMFAO
  19. #19
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Thank God she's only a stoner and doesn't prescribe drugs. LOL.
  20. #20
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Technologist I spelled it wrong, it was Fen-phen. Anyway it is phentermine. Here’s an article.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenfluramine/phentermine

    Phentermine sounds neat. It's criminal that all these stimulants have been more or less banned.
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