Today I went up to a 16 year old girl in the grocery store and told her she has a great ass. I would have raped her on the spot if I would not have gotten arrested for it.
Today, I saw a girl waiting alone at the bus stop. I'm assuming she had just come from work because she still had her work clothes on. I thought of the best way to try to have a conversation with her. I took a deep breath, and went in with confidence. I asked her, excuse me, do you have the time? She instantly responded, I have a boyfriend. I was like pfft what? Ok. So you're telling me the time is "I have a boyfriend"? Whoa, that's weird. I thought the clock only had numbers and minute hand to indicate time. Clearly I was mistaken. She laughed and then I said, you have one lucky boyfriend. Have a great day. And carried on. I wanted to look back as I walked away, but I could almost feel her eyes piercing right through me.
Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Today, I saw a girl waiting alone at the bus stop. I'm assuming she had just come from work because she still had her work clothes on. I thought of the best way to try to have a conversation with her. I took a deep breath, and went in with confidence. I asked her, excuse me, do you have the time? She instantly responded, I have a boyfriend. I was like pfft what? Ok. So you're telling me the time is "I have a boyfriend"? Whoa, that's weird. I thought the clock only had numbers and minute hand to indicate time. Clearly I was mistaken. She laughed and then I said, you have one lucky boyfriend. Have a great day. And carried on. I wanted to look back as I walked away, but I could almost feel her eyes piercing right through me.
Funny story I saw a customer come in subway's at about 2am on a saturday. It was about a 20 something year old college student high as balls (naturally). This guy wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was like higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. The employee asked him what he had wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to even talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to the store. Obviously it seems as if the employee have been there before so she said, "no problem, I’ve got this and started pointing at what he wants". He commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading her on the biggest game of hot and cold she has ever played. In the end, his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges, but I think they gave it to him for free after I left with my orda. There is no moral to this story.
