2018-07-19 at 1:39 AM UTC
Sorry guys, I didn't mean to throw yall under the bus like that. It's just...you were supposed to protect me with your special powers! The green power ranger couldn't do it because he only had one arm. Everyone knows you need at least 2! Streex couldn't do it because he's a fucking ladies man! That itself will get me an earlier demise of destruction. Sonic couldn't do it because he needs rings to get some type of momentum and I only had coins! And even so, he'd probably dash away from being so scared, leaving me there unwatched and wide open for a full alleged attack! I could go on, but the fact of the matter is that I depended on you 2. And you failed me. I feel sorry for my best friend, if he ever got in some trouble and depended on y'all because you suck! I didn't tell him that because it was his birthday.
