If you could build a giant monument...

1. 2018-07-16 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   The pyramids, moai, and stonehenge has been puzzling us for decades.
   If you were to make a puzzling giant thing for future civilizations and aliens to ponder, what would it be and would it have any function or just be a random big thing?
   
   7+ miles tall, go!
   
   
   Inb4: Giant penis statue.
2. 2018-07-16 at 10:38 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Rage comic faces carved on mountains, cliffs, etc. Idk
3. 2018-07-16 at 11:08 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   "Giant penis statue"
   
   
   That isn't a monument -- its an erection.
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   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-07-17 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   7+ miles? Big ass capless pyramid to serve as a launch pad for rockets, and a "secret tunnel" under the pad that is enticingly decorated but inaccessible only by drones past a certain point, and there's a huge, well locked treasure chest there, necessitating an expensive operation to extract it.
   
   Inside it will be a stone tablet with dickbutt carved into it.
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   • Item 9, 
   • Xlite
5. 2018-07-17 at 10:21 AM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   ^That would be funny. If they ever manged to get in, they would just stand there and look on the dickbutt eventually realizing they've just been trolled by a dead guy. I wonder if they would know, or if they would just keep trying to make sense of it.
6. 2018-07-17 at 10:25 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Can it be 7 miles wide? I'd draw a star chart only visible from way, WAY up.
7. 2018-07-17 at 10:32 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I'd build a slightly shorter Mt. Everest right on Jerusalem.
8. 2018-07-17 at 10:33 AM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Ohh, miles... How tall is Everest?
9. 2018-07-17 at 10:34 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by RisiR † Ohh, miles… How tall is Everest?

   
   5.5 in miles.
10. 2018-07-17 at 10:36 AM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'd build a slightly higher Mt. Everest right on Jerusalem.
11. 2018-07-17 at 12:37 PM UTC

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    agent_0927x Houston
    
12. 2018-07-17 at 1:02 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    What's wrong with you people? A monument isn't built, no matter where it's at. It's erected!
13. 2018-07-17 at 2:12 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by agent_0927x

    
    qt3.14
    
    What's that kind of shirt she is wearing called in English?
14. 2018-07-17 at 5:22 PM UTC

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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Giant gold muscular pug statue.
15. 2018-07-17 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    agent_0927x Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie qt3.14
    
    What's that kind of shirt she is wearing called in English?

    
    i have no idea.
16. 2018-07-17 at 5:28 PM UTC

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    agent_0927x Houston
    tube top i guess?
    
17. 2018-07-17 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It’s called smocking.
18. 2018-07-17 at 5:47 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    
    
    It's called a BLOUSE
    
    Specifically, a traditional Mexican, off the shoulder, blouse.
    
    oooooolololololololo
19. 2018-07-17 at 6:11 PM UTC

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    agent_0927x Houston

    Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch. Before elastic, smocking was commonly used in cuffs, bodices, and necklines in garments where buttons were undesirable. Smocking developed in England and has been practised since the Middle Ages and is unusual among embroidery methods in that it was often worn by laborers. Other major embroidery styles are purely decorative and represented status symbols. Smocking was practical for garments to be both form fitting and flexible, hence its name derives from smock — a farmer's work shirt.[1] Smocking was used most extensively in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries.[2]

    
    how the fuck does that describe a garment? it's like if i posted a picture of a t shirt and you said "it's called stitching."
20. 2018-07-17 at 6:18 PM UTC

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    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🐿 Giant gold muscular pug statue.

    
    U know that pic my main nig narc saved and posted.? It's my phone wallpaper now
    
    
    Tehheheheeeheheheehee