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Who has that ring?

  1. #1
    S6x African Astronaut
    Who has the Masonic ring?

    how much does it cost you?

    what perks do you get. anything like AARP discounts?

    Have you been harassed of being esoteric
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    It lets me have xraye vision and shit
  3. #3
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 It lets me have xraye vision and shit

    but can you fly with it
  4. #4
    I'm not allowed to say anymore but FUNNY story, When I 1st tried to approach the naissons masons they tell me damson we seen yo background , BUSSA, and you are overqualified please leave .
  5. #5
    esbity African Astronaut
    Huh?
  6. #6
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by esbity Huh?

    He's MI6 er sum shit
  7. #7
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i have a ring,
    my ring is brown,
    i stretch my ring,
    and it turns from oval to round.

    indeed i have a ring,
    indeed its color is braun,
    you can stretch my ring,
    and turn it from oval to round.
  8. #8
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader i have a ring,
    my ring is brown,
    i stretch my ring,
    and it turns from oval to round.

    indeed i have a ring,
    indeed its color is braun,
    you can stretch my ring,
    and turn it from oval to round.

    What Goatse might say for 200, Alex!
  9. #9
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
    ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
    ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

    I checked German then Dutch then Danish.. it doesn't translate. what the fuck are you saying
  11. #11
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    The thread title reminded me of Sauron. lol

    That's black speech. One of the Tolkien's languages. It's the inscription upon the One Ring.

    "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

  12. #12
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
  13. #13
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Red_Woman The thread title reminded me of Sauron. lol

    That's black speech. One of the languages Tolkien's languages. It's the inscription upon the One Ring.

    "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."


    elf speak=newspeak >:[
  14. #14
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    The language spoken by the Elves is Quenya.
    A couple of years ago, I had this idea to learn it. lol
    Gave up pretty quickly though. Sigh.
  15. #15
    S6x African Astronaut
    is it a real language that was created for people who believe they are elves and such or just for the film?
  16. #16
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    No, it really is a "real" language, but it was created by Tolkien. He was a linguist.
    He started working on it in 1910: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenya

    After, Tolkien fans (there are various foundation for Middle Earth, linguistic as well) created websites and places where you can learn the language. Not sure if this was before or after the movies though. I think the language thing might have been before the movies, but I'm not sure.
  17. #17
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Red_Woman No, it really is a "real" language, but it was created by Tolkien. He was a linguist.
    He started working on it in 1910: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenya

    After, Tolkien fans (there are various foundation for Middle Earth, linguistic as well) created websites and places where you can learn the language. Not sure if this was before or after the movies though. I think the language thing might have been before the movies, but I'm not sure.
    Definitely before the movies.

    Source: I was born a nerd and raised by a nerdy father. I had 3 computers in my house in 95, all built by him, with me being a little helper, and I learned to play on the internet early. Of course I was searching nerdy shit like that before the 2000's for sure. The dial up tones sure bring back nostalgic memories.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #18
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Oh man I love Lord of the Rings

    When I was 6 I played with playdough
  19. #19
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Red_Woman No, it really is a "real" language, but it was created by Tolkien. He was a linguist.
    He started working on it in 1910: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenya

    After, Tolkien fans (there are various foundation for Middle Earth, linguistic as well) created websites and places where you can learn the language. Not sure if this was before or after the movies though. I think the language thing might have been before the movies, but I'm not sure.

    if he was a real linguist he wouldnt have made elves, sauron and the good people of middle earth use an betabet-based written language.

    betabet based written language have low information density, that is to say that you have to read a lot of lines to grasp a simple message that is being conveyed. faster to write out, but takes longer to read, and is normally reserved for groups of people with lower average IQs.
  20. #20
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Oh man I love Lord of the Rings

    When I was 6 I played with playdough

    thats not playdough.

    that was your feces coming out becos they were being displaced by you fathers incoming cock.
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