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Attn: Lanny

  1. #1
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lanny change my user title to best boyfriend before I end your life

    Lanny I MEAN BUSINESS. MAKE IT HAPPEN OR I WILL HAUNT/HUnT YOUR EXISTENCE.
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  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I support this motion. Lanny, she means business.
  3. #3
    HTS highlight reel
    Seconded. Or thirded. Whatever.
  4. #4
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Make me into a mummy like a few hundred thousand years old with a big funny beard and I walk around spooking people but they think I'm a joke until I take their brains out with a coat hanger then they know I mean business and I'm a real mummy please.
  5. #5
    LOOK AT ALL THIS SUPPORT
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you don't get to choose
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  7. #7
    ALDRA DO NOT BETRAY ME RIGHT NOW
  8. #8
    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i want to bust up your lips with a hammer
  9. #9
    You should just up your dick instead you grotksy little bitch
  10. #10
    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    your teeth would be in so many tiny splinters i bet it would be like swallowing fiberglass
  11. #11
    I will stitch your asshole shut Sploo
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  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala I will stitch your asshole shut Sploo

    Hope you have a lot of thread.
  13. #13
    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    the fiberglass tooth splinters from busting up your mouth would go into your stomach and shred through your intestines so when you took a shit a bloody brown ball of your organs would be hanging out your ass by a thread like an aborted fetus
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd massage the anal abortion with my tongue and give thanks to the children of the world.
  15. #15
    Lanny look at what is happening. I beg of thee.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    QUEEN of FUCK
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  17. #17
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Lanny you better do what the lady says.
  18. #18
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Lammy, I would like to invite you over to zocalo to discus this ban u gave squirrel so you can hit on hts without interference
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  19. #19
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Lanny...can you please change OP's title to...I LOVE GLOBALISTS. Thank you Sir.
  20. #20
    Welp so much for Christmas morning.
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