2018-07-08 at 1:19 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I intend to write a best-seller and retire before 30 so that I can torment my evil sister on a full-time basis. She's worked very hard to get to where she is, and I know this outcome would absolutely crush her. When she dies of obesity in a couple of decades, I'd like to open a gourmet coffee shop in the historic district of my city and make it into a landmark.
2018-07-08 at 1:21 AM UTC
But what does full time torment of your adult sister consist of? Is it like gaslighting her or are you just going to follow her around singing "it's a small world" all day for weeks on end?
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2018-07-08 at 1:21 AM UTC
To assist you in tormenting your sister.
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2018-07-08 at 1:22 AM UTC
To have babies with you so our children can torment your sister's children in the next generation.
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2018-07-08 at 1:25 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by Lanny
But what does full time torment of your adult sister consist of? Is it like gaslighting her or are you just going to follow her around singing "it's a small world" all day for weeks one end?
That's a great question. When we were little I'd pull her hair. Now that we're fully grown, I might pay off the managers of her favorite stores to change brands for her necessities, buy all the apartments around hers and give them to the homeless, and provide her husband-slave with aphorisms that promote his self-esteem and make him want to have kids. Anything I can do to undermine her would be worthwhile, granted sufficient time and funding.
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2018-07-08 at 1:26 AM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
Good ideas for a long term solution. I'm just waiting for an ANTIFA communist to get in my face. I have simple needs.
2018-07-08 at 1:28 AM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Long term?
To keep breathing.
2018-07-08 at 1:32 AM UTC
I had one up 'er last night if you know what I mean
2018-07-08 at 1:37 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
yeah! fuck the bitch,, its prolly what she wants anyway
2018-07-08 at 1:38 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I do hope I didnt offend you callin ur sister a bitch
2018-07-08 at 1:41 AM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
No need to go to an extreme...most ANTIFA communists are screaming pussies. I just want to see one try...more likely 3-4 cowards will approach and then we party. Not worth going looking for it...yet with the way it's going attacks will be common in every city and especially if you wear anything patriotic.
