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  1. #1
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    coyote ugly

    As above, the man must gnaw off his arm to avoid waking the sleeping beast that he took home while drunk. I thought I might add what my dad calls "double coyote ugly" where the man gnaws off his other arm because he knows she'll be looking for a one armed man.

  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Try to make sense from now on, douchebag.
  3. #3
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Try to make sense from now on, douchebag.


    Blow yourself you mentally challenged test tube experiment
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Lolol....naw your girlfriend is taking care of that for me these days
  5. #5
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Lolol….naw my sister is taking care of that for me these days


    Shame on you!
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by RottenRobert Shame on you!

    I live in Alabama. That type of thing is ok here.
  7. #7
    RottenRobert African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung I live in Alabama. That type of thing is ok here.



    Vice is nice but incest is the best, eh?
  8. #8
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    The Iliad. Gone seining.
  9. #9
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Little Stump loses again.
  10. #10
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by RottenRobert Shame on you!

    Nothing wrong with a little wincest
  11. #11
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Bet Rotten Robert would smoke Herp Mikes cock, along with all the other skanks up in this bitch...
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by WellHung Try to make sense from now on, douchebag.

    your an idiot
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Weird how she has just one single tooth as her front "teeth".
  14. #14
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what's even weirder is that you studied the pic enough to even notice that.



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