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Some girl wants to meet me from Tinder.

  1. #1
    Enterita African Astronaut
    I've stalked the fuck out of her online to make sure it's not a catfish, and yeah, she's real. But my friend looked thru our messages and stuff and said, "wow she seems eager, it's too good to be true bro, sorry".

    :(

    but I SWEAR she's real... like, she gave me her phone number and we text on that, and I reverse searched it and found her facebook which she made in 2011...

    ugh. :( my friend's probably right, im gonna meet with her and get mugged or something.
  2. #2
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I want you to put all doubt out of your mind and either go meet this girl or otherwise admit that you may have a deeper conflict at work. You've done enough disbelieving and enough sleuthing, so accept the risk and do it or explore other possibilities. Don't pretend like she's some vicious creature just waiting to hurt you, but don't degrade her either. As far as you can tell, she's doing this for the same reasons you are, so just enjoy each other and leave out all the hangups.
  3. #3
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick I want you to put all doubt out of your mind and either go meet this girl or otherwise admit that you may have a deeper conflict at work. You've done enough disbelieving and enough sleuthing, so accept the risk and do it or explore other possibilities. Don't pretend like she's some vicious creature just waiting to hurt you, but don't degrade her either. As far as you can tell, she's doing this for the same reasons you are, so just enjoy each other and leave out all the hangups.

    but I'm not even attractive, and tinder is all physical. Why would she want to meet with me?

    It's probably some set-up where they lure beta looking guys like me in and then mug and beat them. Obviously because all the reverse lookups worked, she's in cahoots with them.

    LOL I know I'm sounding paranoid and crazy as fuck... but I just don't believe this girl could actually like me. She isn't even really hot or anything, but she's definitely not ugly. I think she's attractive!
  4. #4
    Enterita African Astronaut
    I guess you're right though, like if I went this far on Tinder, why aren't I meeting up with her? Ugh... my fucking friend putting all this doubt in my mind. :( "you're gonna get mugged, bro"
  5. #5
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Stop listening to your lame friends. If betas wanted to lure you out of hiding to beat you, I'm sure they could come up with much better ways than using a moderately attractive woman as bait. Stop sheltering yourself from this experience and go be a pornstar for two minutes. You're terrified of women and you hate yourself, don't you want that to stop? You're not that ugly, you're not so bad. Women aren't out to hurt you. Go do sex with this one, and be sure to tell us about it later when your friend is trying to wrap his head around the fact that you got laid.
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  6. #6
    🐿 African Astronaut
    What's wrong with a woman being eager? But she probably just wants to bone and that's it.

    Either way, if you go what's the worst that could happen?
  7. #7
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick Stop listening to your lame friends. If betas wanted to lure you out of hiding to beat you, I'm sure they could come up with much better ways than using a moderately attractive woman as bait. Stop sheltering yourself from this experience and go be a pornstar for two minutes. You're terrified of women and you hate yourself, don't you want that to stop? You're not that ugly, you're not so bad. Women aren't out to hurt you. Go do sex with this one, and be sure to tell us about it later when your friend is trying to wrap his head around the fact that you got laid.

    The old me would be content with meeting up with her, and it turning out to be something bad, like a mugging, because then I could post about it here for everyone's entertainment.

    But I don't want that. I don't fucking want that. For once I would like this to go right. For once I WOULD like to come back here and tell everyone how I actually got laid.

    But you're right, that's a good post. I actually postponed the date until tomorrow night due to needing more time to internet stalk her etc, so here's hoping she actually wants to go out with me tomorrow. She was the one who asked though -- "When you wanna go out? tonight or tomorrow night?" so...
  8. #8
    Tinder is a sex app that people join for the sole purpose of finding people to have sex with. She is eager because she wants to cut the shit and have sex with somebody. That somebody happens to be you.

    And yes, using Tinder makes you gross. But with grossness comes sex, which I take it is important to you.

    Maybe it'll build your confidence. Maybe you'll get a girl you hate pregnant. Who knows? We'll read about your glowing success, miserable failure, or the first niggersinspace baby either way (:
  9. #9
    Originally posted by 🐿 Either way, if you go what's the worst that could happen?

    She’s gonna steal his kidneys.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by ohfralala She’s gonna steal his kidneys.

    Is that really the WORST that could happen?

    What if she mutilates his gentleparts and sells him into sex slavery to the Taiwainese gangsters where he'll be POUNDED in the butt 9 times a day by old guys huh???

    Didn't think of that one, DIDJU?!?!
    :,(
  11. #11
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Is your profile picture a close up of a fleas spine?
  12. #12
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you're gonna mug someone on tinder you definitely don't use a real profile that would lead the pigs straight to your door.



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  13. #13
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    you Aren’t unattractive

    Go meet her you turd
  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    WHY WAS THE 👻 BANNED ANYWAY ?
  15. #15
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by Enterita but I'm not even attractive, and tinder is all physical. Why would she want to meet with me?

    It's probably some set-up where they lure beta looking guys like me in and then mug and beat them. Obviously because all the reverse lookups worked, she's in cahoots with them.

    LOL I know I'm sounding paranoid and crazy as fuck… but I just don't believe this girl could actually like me. She isn't even really hot or anything, but she's definitely not ugly. I think she's attractive!



    when are you kids gonna learn... beauty, is all in the eye of the beholder?!! go on the damn date, ffs... and stop fretting about it.
  16. #16
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist if you're gonna mug someone on tinder you definitely don't use a real profile that would lead the pigs straight to your door.



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    Huh true, good point.
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