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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink


    i kind of hope so I've been doing a lot of drugs trying to kill myself recently. On my birthday I had another overdose and the paramedic bitch kept asking me over and over again what I took, and she kept asking "was it heroin, was it?" and I said "nothing" and she said "you just fucking died!" and I said "Don't think so as It's my birthday"

    Some peoples kids..

    Anyways I've had a rough couple months and I'm kind of tired so it would be a relief if the world would end. I've been unemployed the last month and have been doing a lot of drinking and meth and heroin, I wouldn't say that I've taken a total 180 but I've been feeling very different the last month and if the world would end soon I'd be alright with that. What about you gonts?
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  2. #2
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm gonna get ready to laugh at you on the 17th



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  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    It kind of sucks though the girl dragged me out of her apartment instead of just giving me the narcan she had but she was too afraid of me dying / her getting caught w her dope so she dragged me outside to her patio, she gave me cpr and my chest is fucked up from it, i sat up in the hospital and my chest made a huge pop sound and i just asked to sign out which they didn't mind because im sure they don't like dealing with junkies on their middle of the night shift. the girl gave me a taxi back to her place so i could still hang and sleep with her, i got there and she was raging and started talking about how she is going to kill herself. so i said im calling the the ambulance because i don't want her to die (trollingly) lol....

    so she flipped out and started calling me a scumbag and started throwing wavves and wavves of pill bottles at me screaming for me to get the fuck out i picked up one of the bottles and it was a script of dexedrine but it was kind of a shitty night
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  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm gonna get ready to laugh at you on the 17th



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    im always gonna laugh at you so i guess whatever haha
  5. #5
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah you laugh at how cool i am


    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hell yeah when im 45 i want to be cool like narcy. I have a buddy his age and young chicks love him



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  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i kind of hope so I've been doing a lot of drugs trying to kill myself recently. On my birthday I had another overdose and the paramedic bitch kept asking me over and over again what I took, and she kept asking "was it heroin, was it?" and I said "nothing" and she said "you just fucking died!" and I said "Don't think so as It's my birthday"

    lulzar
  7. #7
    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lulzar

    does your gf only stay with you because she knows you're too disabled to ever cheat on her
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    well it was my birthday... and i'm not legally obligated to say anything to her. plus i honestly didn't know how i ended up from sitting on a couch feeling good for 5 seconds and then waking up outside. anything could of happened. the paramedic said "you have a history of heroin abuse!" and I didn't say anything (how would she know?), once I got back to bitches places I told her that the paramedic lady said that and she said "oh i told them that just so they would give you narcan and you wouldn't die your lips were turning blue."

    the girl actually had narcan but she couldn't find it because she showed it to me a few days earlier and I was playing with it because it makes a "veeep veeep vvveeep" sound when you open it and it instructs you to use it and I tossed it on top of her fridge so she couldn't find it.
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    S6x African Astronaut
    this fear mongering has been going on for decades.

    what are the religious fanatics going to say when it doesn't happen AGAIN?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^REATARD!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla does your gf only stay with you because she knows you're too disabled to ever cheat on her

    I dunno, maybe
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    probably not girls don't do that... sploo wouldn't know because he's never had a gf
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    but anyways back on topic fam



    you faggots love russia right? get a load of this.
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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Your death in a few weeks will make so many people happy. I can't fucking wait.

    the girl actually had narcan but she couldn't find it because she showed it to me a few days earlier and I was playing with it because it makes a "veeep veeep vvveeep" sound when you open it and it instructs you to use it and I tossed it on top of her fridge so she couldn't find it.
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby but anyways back on topic fam



    you faggots love russia right? get a load of this.

    This is just a pair of obvious jedis doing a hoax.

    Just like Art Bell (who was also a jedi by the way).
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    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    Those are just sun flares bro
  17. #17
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby



    Anyways I've had a rough couple months and I'm kind of tired so it would be a relief if the world would end.

    So you're a selfish Cunt who wants the world to end because life isn't treating him so right?

    I think that speaks volumes for much of the human race these days
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    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Scrawny The 👻 Those are just sun flares bro

    Shut the fuck up you troll!

    And go clean your shit up
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    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    Jokes on you I was just kidding
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