2018-06-16 at 7:38 AM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Dear Frala,
We have only been together a few weeks, but already I know we were meant to be. I can see it in the way you look at me, those sparkling brown eyes of yours. The tiny pimples on your face, glowing like lunar craters. You are the embodiment of human sexuality, the pinnacle of womanhood. When I look out into the world, I see not women, but girls. Girls who try, but never succeed. Not like you do. You, Frala, are special.
You may not know we have been dating, and that is fine. I'll admit that I have been wondering when you would respond to the countless letters I have been sending, but it doesn't matter. If you aren't ready, you aren't ready. I know one day you will be, and I want you to know that I'll be patiently waiting.
I've already applied for a lease just a flew blocks down from your apartment. It wasn't easy packing my life and things on such short notice. My girlfriend threw a fit over it, but she is but an ant to us giants of love. Insignificant and squishable.
I look forward to the next time we can share proximity.
Love,
Ensign §m£ÂgØL.
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2018-06-16 at 9:10 AM UTC
is that what you're calling hydro these days?
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2018-06-16 at 10:51 AM UTC
xox_LJ_xox
African Astronaut
[the cut facile neurotrichus]
Run while you can, Lala. 😂😬
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2018-06-16 at 12:58 PM UTC
Lol wtf Gumbo.
My eyes are green and I don’t live in an apartment. If you’re gonna love me you need to know these things.
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2018-06-16 at 2:08 PM UTC
Yikes.
Shes gonna be the new hydro
2018-06-16 at 3:14 PM UTC
She likes Raisin Bran and you don't even know.
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2018-06-16 at 3:59 PM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
OP, have you considered finding a good divorce lawyer...lol.
2018-06-16 at 6:03 PM UTC
good luck to the both of you. sure one of you will need more luck than the other but can't say for sure which one of you does. have a happy life together.
2018-06-16 at 6:07 PM UTC
tr1pl3_thr3@t
African Astronaut
[your inextricably aecial moniliaceae]
F_ck this noise. I am packing up my chit and moving into her house next weekend. Enjoy your little shack, Gumbo
2018-07-15 at 11:24 PM UTC
one month bump? Isn't this banable?
2018-07-15 at 11:27 PM UTC
Urrrmmmm was like the 4th one in the porn forum u shit stain
2018-07-15 at 11:33 PM UTC
Lol @ him posting this in the porn forum. I never noticed that initially.
He doesn’t really love me though!
2018-07-16 at 12:10 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I admire your passion. I'm a big fan of BBS romance and the letters only make it better.
