Has anyone ever honestly asked a girl to give them a blumpkin?

1. 2018-06-13 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Lol... if so, wut did she say? Someone please teach me how to get a girl to give me a blumpkin! Im very coachable...😁
2. 2018-06-13 at 11:42 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Why?
   
   What's the thrill?
3. 2018-06-13 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   I can see you doing this...still no sane woman would.
4. 2018-06-13 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Why?
   
   What's the thrill?

   
   To degrade and marginalize the woman, of course...
5. 2018-06-13 at 11:46 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by joerell I can see you doing this…still no sane woman would.

   
   I would never ask the love of my life to do this... she's my Princess and I put her up on a pedestal... I could only do this to a hooker or just a side piece of ass that I didn't have strong emotions for...
6. 2018-06-13 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   What if you sneezed, shit and cum at the same time ?
   
   Holy fuck.
   
   Might blow both heads off.
7. 2018-06-13 at 11:52 PM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   Your small dick is the love of your life.
8. 2018-06-13 at 11:53 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   And his right bicep.
9. 2018-06-14 at 2:25 AM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Remember when you asked that hooker if you could fart and she told you to go outside and you farted anyways?
10. 2018-06-14 at 5:11 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover And his right bicep.

    
    Lolol... actually my forearm is what gets sore.
11. 2018-06-14 at 10:31 AM UTC

    #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    I need a blumpkin in the worst way.
12. 2018-06-14 at 11:19 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Brick by Brick
    
    Suck my dick
    
    No matter how thin no matter how thick
    
    
    
    Brick by Brick
    
    Suck my dick
    
    No matter how thin no matter how thick
13. 2018-06-14 at 12:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Lol… if so, wut did she say? Someone please teach me how to get a girl to give me a blumpkin! Im very coachable…😁

    
    Submissive and desperate women are pretty easy to find. Dive bars, Church Picnics etc...once you have located one get it to fall in love with you, then one day when you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit call it into the restroom and tell it to get down and suck your dick, if it complains put on a sad face and say "I thought you loved me..."
    
    It'll work.
14. 2018-06-14 at 12:41 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Doesn’t seem romantic...the blumpkin
15. 2018-06-14 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Well neither does the wheelbarrow...not everything has to be romantic.
16. 2018-06-14 at 12:45 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Does size matter? (philosophical question)
    
    Only when the wheelbarrow isn't big enough for the load? (theoretical answer)
17. 2018-06-14 at 12:47 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Wheelbarrow is still makin love
    
    Although I’m old now and don’t want to do any position that requires me to get my ass out of bed or lift anything...
18. 2018-06-14 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 Wheelbarrow is still makin love

    
    I can dig it hoe...
19. 2018-06-14 at 12:52 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Not today, Im helping someone with a migraine. lol
20. 2018-06-14 at 1 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Not today, Im helping someone with a migraine. lol

    
    lolol, "yeah keep sucking, it's starting to feel a bit better"