Why are hamsters suicidal

1. 2018-06-12 at 7:40 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Have you ever seen a hamster? Maybe it's cuz they can't judge depth very well because you can put those fuckers on a ledge and no matter how high they will eventually jump off it.
2. 2018-06-12 at 10:46 AM UTC

   #2
   

   coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
   idk dude..
   
   i had a few as a kid...each one eventually died on me. no goodbyes just fuck you kid i'm dying. fucking bastards
3. 2018-06-12 at 10:53 AM UTC

   #3
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Maybe they’re depressed
   
   
   
   Or runnin from the law
4. 2018-06-12 at 10:56 AM UTC

   #4
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Can confirm. Hamsters be trappin' HARD for the shard.
5. 2018-06-12 at 12:05 PM UTC

   #5
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   They're FEARLESS.
6. 2018-06-12 at 12:08 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Hamsters have extremely poor eyesight. They are also colorblind. So much so that they have to leave a scent trail just to be able to get around.