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  1. #1
    This is a thread to post short tweetlike random snips of thought
  2. #2
    How the hell do people have kids?? I'm just tired of taking care of me
  3. #3
    I am the queen of waking up early and then staying in bed looking at my phone until I make myself late for the very thing I woke up early for 👑
  4. #4
    I love twitter... tweet tweet tweet!!
  5. #5
    @boss_bebe74 I wake up at like 4 lol

    It gives me lots of time to smoke weed, eat cereal, drink tea, listen to a podcast, music, a video, play some games etc.
  6. #6
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    Work days suck! #needavacationstat
  7. #7
    My asshole is bleeding.
  8. #8
    xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
    @SomethingSquirrel ~ you may wanna get that checked out lol.
  9. #9
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Fuck Twitter.

    What a joke.
  10. #10
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You're all a bunch of fucking faggots. Twitter feed?

    How EMBARRASSING!

  11. #11
    @Captain



  12. #12
    Originally posted by Grimace You're all a bunch of fucking faggots. Twitter feed?

    How EMBARRASSING!


    Your the only one embarrassed
  13. #13
    @something_squirrel legit.
  14. #14
    My secret talent is pretending I don’t care and bottling up my feelings and then out of no where surprising someone with a 7 page paragraph text about everything they’ve ever done to wrong me
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    lol
  16. #16
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 My secret talent is pretending I don’t care and bottling up my feelings and then out of no where surprising someone with a 7 page paragraph text about everything they’ve ever done to wrong me

    Haha!
  17. #17
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    It's one of those days where if I fart I might shit myself #struggleisrealnigga
  18. #18
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    >tyler
    >hard

    nah nigga, nah
  19. #19
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    tweet
  20. #20
    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman
    delicate snowflake on actual twitter - another fatal shooting in *insert state* stop the bloodshed #trump
    infinityshock - maybe #trump would stop the bloodshed if those dead ppl when they were alive would have sent #trump nudes this never would have happened
    Bill Krozby - were any of them raped? before or after they were killed?
    another delicate on actual twitter reading all this - who is this sicko? *proceeds to get all her followers to dig up all Bill Krozby's personal info to be tweeted* later
    snowflakes followers get him tracked down and arrested within 48hrs
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