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  1. Originally posted by tee hee hee Conjugal visitor rawr

    Not in Tejas.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee So to recap: teeheehee 1, mmq 0

    No. mmq 1, tee hee 0. What do you think will happen if you marinate chicken for 7 days? It might taste weird but you're not gonna get sick or die if you cook it properly and eat it .

    THANK YEWWWWWWW
  3. Looks like MMQ wins this round.
  4. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Well im delicate so I'd only marinate my breasts for 2 days. You two savages can marinate for longer and get sick. See if i care.

    Omfg!!jigga stay out of this i saw him first.
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  5. Originally posted by tee hee hee Well im delicate so I'd only marinate my breasts for 2 days

    Pro tip:

    Urine breaks down the proteins that makes meat tough quickly...maybe 24hrs or so.
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pro tip:

    Urine breaks down the proteins that makes meat tough quickly…maybe 24hrs or so.

    But then you’d be eating your own piss
  7. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Fox But then you’d be eating your own piss

    Ewwww
  8. Originally posted by Fox But then you’d be eating your own piss

    You could ask a friend to do the marinade if you didn't want your own.

    Pretty sure teehee was talking about her actual breasts though and I'm aware of her golden shower fetish.
  9. Oh I thought we were talking about cannibalism.

    No longer interested
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Well im delicate so I'd only marinate my breasts for 2 days. You two savages can marinate for longer and get sick. See if i care.

    Omfg!!jigga stay out of this i saw him first.

    If you need help tenderizing them, hmu. 😉
  11. Originally posted by mmQ If you need help tenderizing them, hmu. 😉

    Sure thing, but remember....

  12. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I'd love some help!
  13. Originally posted by tee hee hee I'd love some help!

    This is the random thoughts thread, not the random thots thread.
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  14. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ If you need help tenderizing them, hmu. 😉

    She's been hitting you up for quite sometime, you didn't notice?
  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    This just in guys. Brand new spanking news. Polish hooligans carrying guns and weapons were about to square off in battle and were stopped by cops:
    https://tvs.pl/informacje/pseudokibice-gornika-zabrze-zatrzymani-przed-ustawka-sa-nowe-fakty-i-wideo/
  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.jpost.com/International/Polish-MP-says-Pogroms-were-good-for-jedis-assisted-natural-selection-619640
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun She's been hitting you up for quite sometime, you didn't notice?

    Yet here I am without her physical breasts in my possession.
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  18. Originally posted by aldra tl;dw he filled his bathtub with orbeez/gel balls, they went down the drain, expanded, and erupted out of drains all over the neighbourhood

    people could die if ingested.
  19. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Vindictive vinny fucks niggers.
  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing…you can eat 30 day old chicken as long as it's nuked to hell, kill the bugs and anything is good to eat..might taste like ass but the bugs will be dead.

    There's a youtube channel somewhere (on youtube?) of a hermit guy who lives on roadkill. He scours the roads looking for racoons and possums and shit and scrapes them up, takes them home and cooks up the maggot ridden filth.

    Lots of bugs, like botulinum and shiga toxin-producing E. coli produce poison to defend their food supply. It's not the actual bug that makes you sick.
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