Merry Christmoose

1. 2018-05-26 at 1:36 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One time when I was a young child I made a card for my friend by hand with a picture of a moose and it said merry christmoose and I told my parents and they got mad because they thought I said Christnoose and they said "thats not very funny, you shouldn't joke about that".
   
   So now every time I think about christmas or mooses I think about a noose.
   
   
   I just want to be innocent again.
2. 2018-05-26 at 7:42 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One time my friend told me "If you ever wanna lose weight, just spit in a cup." Then he started spitting in a cup.
   
   That always stuck with me.