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I've started my hedonistic lifestyle.

  1. #1
    Like actor suggested in an earlier thread, I've always followed the logic that the only way to live life is pure hedonism. It is only until the other night that I actually lived by that code, however. And fuck, strippers, drugs and whores sure beats masturbating a few times throughout the day.

    I need to work out two things right now...

    1) How to make a lot of $$$ to fuel this lifestyle - preferably legally.

    2) What other things hedonistic things I can do to live out my days? My friend has a mansion, including a hottub overlooking the city -- I wanna invite some sluts back there and just party baby! BUT COME ON, LET'S THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. WHAT CAN I DO?!?!?!?
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    Step 1:

    Become black.

    Step 2:

    Make up a fake story about how you walk 21 miles to work every day.

    Step 3:

    Get a liberal news agency to do a report on it, and make sure they don't question or investigate the legitimacy of your story

    Step 4:

    Open up a Gofundme account after the story and have stupid liberals raise over $300,000 for you.
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ooooooh enter, you're such a paradox,

    You could go suck some black dicks, because you know that women will never want to be around you. Or you could just lose some weight.

    "taste the isosceles fam" - cat trump
  4. #4
    Start doing heroin
  5. #5
    Start doing heroin
    That's really all you need.
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Never thought Id say it, but there are better drugs than heroin.
  7. #7
    Holy fuck are you ever a shameful faggot enter. You've regressed into BI circa 2001 level shitposting. If I didn't have reason to believe it was an ugly twenty something australian virgin with rage, I'd guess you were a socks and flip flop wearing preteen with harry potter glasses, which you could very well be. I could forcibly confine you and your friend into the smallest room in the mansion while I had my run of the house until his mother gets home and I lay waste to her orifices within earshot. I want to abuse your naivete in ways that will leave both visible and intangible scars

    mayweather are you reading this?
  8. #8
    Heroin, meth and weed never gets boring. Also alcohol and cigs
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    'Ed rush Yung Blood
    Step 1:

    Become black.

    Step 2:

    Make up a fake story about how you walk 21 miles to work every day.

    Step 3:

    Get a liberal news agency to do a report on it, and make sure they don't question or investigate the legitimacy of your story

    Step 4:

    Open up a Gofundme account after the story and have stupid liberals raise over $300,000 for you.

    Who is this really? No way this is armsmerchant.
  10. #10
    [QUOTE='Ed rush;n111693]

    Who is this really? No way this is armsmerchant.[/QUOTE]

    Some nigger stole a box of brass knuckles while I was setting up the table. [U][B]Never[/B][/U] turn your back on a black. Now the law is gonna be hassling me once the little spooks get caught with one and find my fingerprints on it.
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    Spot the spoook spot the spook everybody wants to spot the spook
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    'Ed rush Yung Blood
    Some nigger stole a box of brass knuckles while I was setting up the table. Never turn your back on a black. Now the law is gonna be hassling me once the little spooks get caught with one and find my fingerprints on it.

    you should pick a better gimmick or try harder or something. Maybe ate would be a better fit?
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