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2018-05-15 at 2:45 PM UTCSpace Station 13 Corporate Mercenary
mercdonalds
The planet you think you can colonize, Alien Scum? I'll have you know I graduated top of Mercdonalds training regiment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on LV-624, and I have over 300 confirmed xeno kills. I am trained in yakety sax warfare and I'm the top specialist in the saltshaker. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you pathetic antagonist with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with weeding up the planet? Think again, maggot. As we speak I am contacting my overwatch officer and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the orbital bombardment, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a hive. You're gonna die, alien scumbag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Voucher Coupons on the Saltshaker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your planet snatch was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you alien scumbag. I will send shuttles fury all over you and you will be crushed by them. You're dead Alien Scumbag.
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2018-05-15 at 2:53 PM UTC
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SS:CM or CorpMerc is a game based upon Space Station 13 and Colonial Marines using a branch of the FPStation codebase.
The players are split between two groups, the Mercenary forces of the MercDonalds franchise and various hostile forces scattered throughout the galaxy (currently just aliens).
Every round each side attempts to accomplish objectives and terminate the other team.
MercDonalds Background/Lore:
When humanity began to spread into deep space fast food groups ended up being heavily involved in supplying food to various exosolar locations. Due to near constant corporate fighting and piracy they found it really really hard to actually keep a reliable supply chain running. A certain burger joint went "Hey this whole franchise thing worked well with food, why not try it with mercenaries so we have a military to protect our trade routes." It worked well enough that the company switched its primary focus from food to mercs and later changed its name.
Joining is simple and provides a host of benefits.
Individuals get pointed at crews who are hiring while new commanders and already established groups gain easy access to military equipment, personnel, and jobs.
Interested parties just need to meet some minimum requirements and follow some basic rules to join up.
Do you have/need a ship?
Crew?
Willing to shoot at things we point you at while not shooting our stuff?
Good. Welcome to MercDonalds, the supply and intelligence departments will contact you shortly.