went cowboying this weekend

1. 2018-05-14 at 2:29 PM UTC

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   jer3552 Houston
   helped my brother in law brand and cut 120 calves.....learned what an old worn out son of a bitch I am.....ill never be able to hold down another 8 hour a day job......still quiver too when we cut the bull calves nuts off.......the cow dogs got quite a feast
2. 2018-05-14 at 2:35 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wanna be a cattle rustler.
3. 2018-05-14 at 2:37 PM UTC

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   jer3552 Houston
   I did surprise my self a couple of times about how good I jumped out of the way of mama cows who wanted to trample me cause I was taking their baby away .......those calves really don't like the spa treatment at branding time
4. 2018-05-14 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   jer3552 Houston
   u just want to squirrel some nuts away
5. 2018-05-14 at 2:39 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by The Self Taught Man You;'re NUTS!!
   
   
   

6. 2018-05-14 at 2:49 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   So manly! You still got it 😍
7. 2018-05-14 at 4:28 PM UTC

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   jer3552 Houston
   I forgot I shouldnt mention manly stuff on these liberal hippie sites......I used to rodeo in my youth.....I never was any good but I did break a lot of bones........I think uncle went fox hunting once back in one of those shires in England
8. 2018-05-14 at 4:33 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jer3552 I forgot I shouldnt mention manly stuff on these liberal hippie sites……I used to rodeo in my youth…..I never was any good but I did break a lot of bones……..I think uncle went fox hunting once back in one of those shires in England

   
   We always had one of our lackeys cut the pads on the paws of the foxes the night before the hunt so next day was an easy chase.
   
   "I say Henry, there's one now lets get the rotter!"
9. 2018-05-14 at 6:56 PM UTC

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   jer3552 Houston
   tally ho and good on you....be back by 4pm for tea and water cress sandwiches
10. 2018-05-14 at 7:27 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So what's your weight at now? you just should under 200 by now, right? a buck 90 you stud you
11. 2018-05-14 at 7:42 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jer3552 helped my brother in law brand and cut 120 calves…..learned what an old worn out son of a bitch I am…..ill never be able to hold down another 8 hour a day job……still quiver too when we cut the bull calves nuts off…….the cow dogs got quite a feast

    
    do you stitch them back up.. do they kick and push you into the pen. or do you put them to sleep? I worked on a farm and help build a hay-loft-feeder and carried & stacked bails of hay. it was kind of fun for a teen. it would kill me today.
    
    Fucking kids today are lazy cunts.
12. 2018-05-14 at 9:39 PM UTC

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    jer3552 Houston
    they kick and their mamas kick and head butt u and run u over.....no stitches....just rub on some antiseptic goop and the cut heals ust fine
13. 2018-05-14 at 9:44 PM UTC

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    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jer3552 they kick and their mamas kick and head butt u and run u over…..no stitches….just rub on some antiseptic goop and the cut heals ust fine

    
    They're awake? do they cry a lot. don't you feel bad? can't you put them to sleep? i know you can't have bulls competing for mating but at least anesthetize them
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14. 2018-05-14 at 9:48 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by jer3552 I forgot I shouldnt mention manly stuff on these liberal hippie sites……I used to rodeo in my youth…..I never was any good but I did break a lot of bones……..I think uncle went fox hunting once back in one of those shires in England

    
    Jerbear ur such a normie.
15. 2018-05-14 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Says the weirdo lol
16. 2018-05-14 at 9:56 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit Says the weirdo lol

    
    😁
17. 2018-05-14 at 10:02 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    cool, did you catch many cowboys?
    
    
    
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18. 2018-05-14 at 10:03 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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19. 2018-05-14 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh raaaly... hmm. Perhaps I shud.
20. 2018-05-14 at 10:13 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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