2018-05-11 at 5:21 PM UTC
I want to buy her something awesome. Maybe something explosive. Crazy is good too.
Please add a link so I know where to buy it at
2018-05-11 at 5:25 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Have you fucked her yet
If not then buying her gifts is a sure way of keeping it that way
2018-05-11 at 6:04 PM UTC
Srry fona. That was rude of me. Hope u have a grt day!!
2018-05-11 at 6:09 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
maybe they took out the bitchy part of her brain nd she's really horny and nice all the time
2018-05-11 at 6:50 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
A necklace of severed ears or a pig head