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I need gift ideas to buy for this really hott girl who gave me her address!

  1. #1
    I want to buy her something awesome. Maybe something explosive. Crazy is good too.
    Please add a link so I know where to buy it at
  2. #2
    https://www.lelo.com/olga
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    https://www.amazon.ca/Doc-Johnson-Classic-Smooth-Double-Sided/dp/B000ITTINS
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian https://www.lelo.com/olga

    too expensive
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson https://www.amazon.ca/Doc-Johnson-Classic-Smooth-Double-Sided/dp/B000ITTINS

    too black
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Fonaplats too expensive

    don't you want her to feel special?

    bitches LOVE money.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian don't you want her to feel special?

    bitches LOVE money.

    This girl has part of her brain removed, has 4 kids and lives with her mom. I want to wooo her not wow her
  8. #8
    Originally posted by Fonaplats This girl has part of her brain removed, has 4 kids and lives with her mom. I want to wooo her not wow her

    well 2 people gave you the same answer at exact the same time. There you go.
  9. #9
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Have you fucked her yet

    If not then buying her gifts is a sure way of keeping it that way
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Fonaplats This girl has part of her brain removed, has 4 kids and lives with her mom. I want to wooo her not wow her

    I hope you're joking.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Sophie I hope you're joking.

    I doubt it tho. Lol.
  12. #12
    Srry fona. That was rude of me. Hope u have a grt day!!
  13. #13
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    maybe they took out the bitchy part of her brain nd she's really horny and nice all the time
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Daily Have you fucked her yet

    If not then buying her gifts is a sure way of keeping it that way

    Yes. I met her in the nursing home and fucked her there
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Sophie I hope you're joking.

    I'm not joking. She had part of it removed from a shooting dope abcess and infection
  16. #16
    Originally posted by POLECAT maybe they took out the bitchy part of her brain nd she's really horny and nice all the time

    She is timid and likes especially to say no. I love her
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Srry fona. That was rude of me. Hope u have a grt day!!

    I love you bebe
  18. #18
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Lol
  19. #19
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    A necklace of severed ears or a pig head
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