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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Phil Collins is an angry little man
  2. Sweet African Astronaut
    He's actually an angry big man
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  3. Sweet African Astronaut
    Phil probably fucked Speedy's wife at a concert back in the day.

    Phil Collins more like Fill Holes-in cuz he has a lot of sex probably
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Phil slept with Speedy’s wife back in the 80s she was a groupie for all the top recordings artist
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  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    Lol cucked
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  6. SL8R Yung Blood
    when am i smashin' this milf downstairs out
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Phil slept with Speedy’s wife back in the 80s she was a groupie for all the top recordings artist

    Wow I guess you can just park in the fuck off lot
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Multiple times throughout my life I've taken a shit and when I looked in the toilet before flushing it wasn't there anymore. And it happened with several separate toilets
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wow I guess you can just park in the fuck off lot

    Ohhh cam’annn , I was just being silly ..don’t take it so serial
  10. Originally posted by aldra Multiple times throughout my life I've taken a shit and when I looked in the toilet before flushing it wasn't there anymore. And it happened with several separate toilets

    Warp portal. They're sitting on the surface of Venus right now.
  11. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Warp portal. They're sitting on the surface of Venus right now.

    Why don't you warp your asshole around my pvenus, faggot?
  12. Sweet African Astronaut
    Porthole
  13. Originally posted by Sweet Porthole



    I made a joke tonight about ian mckellan denying his husband the bussy and yelling YOU SHALL NOT PASS as he forcefully contracts his anus


    We lold.
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I made a joke tonight about ian mckellan denying his husband the bussy and yelling YOU SHALL NOT PASS as he forcefully contracts his anus


    We lold.

    Wait Professor X is a peter puffer?
  15. Originally posted by Sweet Why don't you warp your asshole around my pvenus, faggot?

    You don't scare me, kid.
  16. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wait Professor X is a peter puffer?

    more liek Jean-Luc Peenhard amirite?
  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I made a joke tonight about ian mckellan denying his husband the bussy and yelling YOU SHALL NOT PASS as he forcefully contracts his anus


    We lold.

    Gay men probably use each other's assholes as cigar cutters
  18. Thinking about getting hoisted by my own retard
  19. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You don't scare me, kid.

    Then it's not rape?
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