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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    How magical my day off is gonna be ❤️
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Steven already biked 5 miles this morning

    Lol sure you did
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Steven already sucked 5 diqs this morning

    Go head with your bad self !
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm going to watch midget wrestling and get wasted in 3 hours
  5. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Go head with your bad self !

    free calories
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Were you ever dropped on your head as a baby?

    No but I was sodomized
  7. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster No but I was sodomized

    I wish Hunter the pedo would get sodomized
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I wish Hunter the pedo would get sodomized

    What makes you think he hasn't been sodomized?
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker What makes you think he hasn't been sodomized?

    He's most certainly been sniffed more times than he'd like to have been.
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Steven sucks having to go to work doing manual labor doesn't it hahahahaha

    No actually it's quite fulfilling to do something even if it's easy, it just naturally feels good as a man as a human man with testosterone and energy to use your hands and strength and natural body energy to manipulate the world around you and turn raw untouched nature into a cord of chopped neatly stacked firewood, sweeping up leaves from the law, helping a friend move for some brews and climbing a mountain attached to a rope watering your weed plants tied to trees hanging sideways off the mountain deep in the bush with a camel pack full of water on your back as the sun beats down on you high above sea level and you just imagine all the bones you would break and how fucked your life would be if you fell down

    Even something like trimming a harvest of weed it's not "hard work" but it's manual intensive and takes a team of people working non stop paying attention to what they do to make sure the end product isn't garbage and you feel pride at the end looking at it all chopped up and nice looking.

    If I had all the money I would do stuff like that until I die, I enjoy the moments I can make money off my own back instead of just by showing up and being a number punching in and then hiding in the bathroom all day and only working when the boss walks by "LOOK AT YOU GO MR GO GET'ER RIGHT HERE GUNNING FOR THAT PROMOTION ALWAYS WITH THE BROOM WHEN I WALK BY!" and people like cigar man and speedy bob barker bragging about how they haven't gone outside or left their man cave in MONTHS and haven't even laid eyes upon the woman in more than a decade because they have a giant golden dubloon chest buried in their yard and once every blood moon they dig it up and take out a piece of the cursed treasure of Cortez to hawk to some trusting gold buyer thinking he hit it big offering a "low ball" but little does he know that anyone who owns this treasure is cursed and men have paid their entire kingdom and sold their soul just to be spared of the curse for the remainder of their short miserable lives

    Yeah, sounds real lucrative "I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AT 10AM AND CRACK OPEN A COLD BEER, ROLL A JOINT AND WATCH PRICE IS RIGHT WITH DREW CARRY, THEN JUDGE JUDY, THEN I HAVE A NAP AND GO BUY MORE BEER WHEN I WAKE UP, ANOTHER ICE ROAD TRUCKERS IS ON!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU POOR BLUE COLLAR WAGE SLAVES ARE GONNA MISS IT!! HAVE FUN CHASING THAT RAT RACE OOOOOO TOO BAD PAYDAY IS NEXT WEEK I JUST GOTTA DIG UP ME OLD GOLD CHEST AR AR AR AR AR AR HEY WANNA BUY A DUBLOON????? I'LL SELL IT TO YOU 40% OFF!!!! AHAHAHAH!!!"
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Murk Lore I wish Hunter the pedo would get sodomized

    Jeff Hunter?
  12. Ghost Black Hole
    People's idea of make it big bucks high class wealth is living like a retired boomer like Kramer from that episode of Seinfeld when he moves to florida and becomes an old folks home playing shuffle board all day

    So tell me all about your life and how you were able to retire so early and all the many things you've built over such a short amount of time! must be quite the story

    "Well i gots this big ol chest full of gold coins and sometimes i yell at the computer, jealous?"

  13. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Ripping my own cock and balls off and shoving them up my asshole
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I mean just like what would that be like
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    How funny I yam. I think I want to do standup comedy.
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant How funny I yam. I think I want to do standup comedy.

    That's a bad idea. Film it.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man That's a bad idea. Film it.

    Well yeah both
  18. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost No actually it's quite fulfilling to do something even if it's easy, it just naturally feels good as a man as a human man with testosterone and energy to use your hands and strength and natural body energy to manipulate the world around you and turn raw untouched nature into a cord of chopped neatly stacked firewood, sweeping up leaves from the law, helping a friend move for some brews and climbing a mountain attached to a rope watering your weed plants tied to trees hanging sideways off the mountain deep in the bush with a camel pack full of water on your back as the sun beats down on you high above sea level and you just imagine all the bones you would break and how fucked your life would be if you fell down

    Even something like trimming a harvest of weed it's not "hard work" but it's manual intensive and takes a team of people working non stop paying attention to what they do to make sure the end product isn't garbage and you feel pride at the end looking at it all chopped up and nice looking.

    If I had all the money I would do stuff like that until I die, I enjoy the moments I can make money off my own back instead of just by showing up and being a number punching in and then hiding in the bathroom all day and only working when the boss walks by "LOOK AT YOU GO MR GO GET'ER RIGHT HERE GUNNING FOR THAT PROMOTION ALWAYS WITH THE BROOM WHEN I WALK BY!" and people like cigar man and speedy bob barker bragging about how they haven't gone outside or left their man cave in MONTHS and haven't even laid eyes upon the woman in more than a decade because they have a giant golden dubloon chest buried in their yard and once every blood moon they dig it up and take out a piece of the cursed treasure of Cortez to hawk to some trusting gold buyer thinking he hit it big offering a "low ball" but little does he know that anyone who owns this treasure is cursed and men have paid their entire kingdom and sold their soul just to be spared of the curse for the remainder of their short miserable lives

    Yeah, sounds real lucrative "I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AT 10AM AND CRACK OPEN A COLD BEER, ROLL A JOINT AND WATCH PRICE IS RIGHT WITH DREW CARRY, THEN JUDGE JUDY, THEN I HAVE A NAP AND GO BUY MORE BEER WHEN I WAKE UP, ANOTHER ICE ROAD TRUCKERS IS ON!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU POOR BLUE COLLAR WAGE SLAVES ARE GONNA MISS IT!! HAVE FUN CHASING THAT RAT RACE OOOOOO TOO BAD PAYDAY IS NEXT WEEK I JUST GOTTA DIG UP ME OLD GOLD CHEST AR AR AR AR AR AR HEY WANNA BUY A DUBLOON????? I'LL SELL IT TO YOU 40% OFF!!!! AHAHAHAH!!!"

    i didnt read this
  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Steven i didnt read this

    Why
  20. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Why

    ghost is on meth and i don't care for meth posts
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