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  1. Bradley Black Hole
    The Defendant was charged with the following offense:
    Count
    1
    Statute cite
    947.07(3)
    Description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    09-02-2001
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Dismissed on Prosecutor's Motion
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Dismissed on PM/NP - After IA - dismissed & read-in
    Count
    2
    Statute cite
    948.02(1)
    Description
    Sexual Assault Against Child-1st Degree
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    09-02-2001
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Guilty / No Contest
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Guilty or No Contest Plea - rest,if any/$70cvwas/$250DNA s
    On null the following was ordered:
    Sentence
    State Prison
    Time
    10 Years
    Begin date
    04-25-2002
    Notes
    rest,if any/$70cvwas/$250DNA s
    Sentence
    Non-probation conditions
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Non-probation conditions
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Restitution
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Other fees
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Costs
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Count
    3
    Statute cite
    948.07(3)
    Description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    09-02-2001
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Dismissed on Prosecutor's Motion
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Dismissed on PM/NP - After IA - dismissed & read-in
    Count
    4
    Statute cite
    948.07(3)
    Description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    07-05-2001
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Guilty / No Contest
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Guilty or No Contest Plea - see ct#2 for cst/prison consec
    On null the following was ordered:
    Sentence
    State Prison
    Time
    5 Years
    Begin date

    Notes
    see ct#2 for cst/prison consec
    Sentence
    Non-probation conditions
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Non-probation conditions
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Restitution
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Other fees
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Count
    5
    Statute cite
    948.07(3)
    Description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    07-08-2001
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Dismissed on Prosecutor's Motion
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Dismissed on PM/NP - After IA - dismissed & read-in
    Count
    6
    Statute cite
    948.025(1)
    Description
    Repeated Acts-Sexual Assault Against Chi
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    09-01-1999
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Dismissed on Prosecutor's Motion
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Dismissed on PM/NP - After IA - dismissed & read-in
    Count
    7
    Statute cite
    948.025(1)
    Description
    Repeated Acts-Sexual Assault Against Chi
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    06-01-2001
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Guilty / No Contest
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Guilty or No Contest Plea - see ct#2 for cst/prison consec
    On null the following was ordered:
    Sentence
    State Prison
    Time
    10 Years
    Begin date

    Notes
    see ct#2 for cst/prison consec
    Sentence
    Non-probation conditions
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Non-probation conditions
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Restitution
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Sentence
    Other fees
    Time

    Begin date

    Notes

    Count
    8
    Statute cite
    948.07(3)
    Description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    09-01-2001
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Dismissed on Prosecutor's Motion
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Dismissed on PM/NP - After IA - dismissed & read-in
    Count
    9
    Statute cite
    948.02(1)
    Description
    Sexual Assault Against Child-1st Degree
    Severity
    Felony U
    Offense date
    09-01-2001
    Plea

    On 04-25-2002 there was a finding of:
    Action
    Dismissed on Prosecutor's Motion
    Court official
    Gibbs, Michael
    Notes
    Dismissed on PM/NP - After IA - dismissed & read-in
    Charge history
    This history reflects charges that were issued by the District Attorney earlier in the case. Current charges can be seen above. Changes to charges can be made for many reasons, often based on the District Attorney's ongoing assessment of the case. The case file may contain more information. Unless a Judgment of Conviction is entered, the defendant is presumed innocent of all charges.

    Count Statute Description Replaced by
    1 948.07(3) Expose Sex Organ to Child Amended charge
    Defendant

    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Race
    Caucasian
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    JUSTIS ID

    Fingerprint ID

    Attorneys
    Attorney name Entered Withdrawn
    Huppertz, Matthew H 06-12-2002 10-22-2007
    Bucher, Paul E 10-22-2007 03-12-2009
    Wood, Tracey A. 06-11-2010
    Walsh, Adam 10-05-2011
    Citations
    Citation 01CF00394-01
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount

    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    09-02-2001
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    947.07(3)
    Charge description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Citation 01CF00394-02
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount
    $35.00
    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    09-02-2001
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    948.02(1)
    Charge description
    Sexual Assault Against Child-1st Degree
    Severity
    Felony U
    Citation 01CF00394-03
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount

    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    09-02-2001
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    948.07(3)
    Charge description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Citation 01CF00394-04
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount

    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    07-05-2001
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    948.07(3)
    Charge description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Citation 01CF00394-05
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount

    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    07-08-2001
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    948.07(3)
    Charge description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Citation 01CF00394-06
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount

    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    09-01-1999
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    948.025(1)
    Charge description
    Repeated Acts-Sexual Assault Against Chi
    Severity
    Felony U
    Citation 01CF00394-07
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount

    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    06-01-2001
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    948.025(1)
    Charge description
    Repeated Acts-Sexual Assault Against Chi
    Severity
    Felony U
    Citation 01CF00394-08
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount

    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    09-01-2001
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    948.07(3)
    Charge description
    Expose Sex Organ to Child
    Severity
    Felony U
    Citation 01CF00394-09
    Defendant name
    WOZNY, PAUL C
    Date of birth
    12-23-1961
    Sex
    Male
    Address (last updated 01-01-2003)
    %DCI DODGE CORRECTIONAL, PO BOX 700, WAUPUN, WI 53963
    Bond amount

    Deposit type
    None
    Appearance date and time
    09-11-2001 10:00 am
    Mandatory
    No
    Plate number

    State
    WI
    Expiration

    VIN

    Issuing agency
    County of Walworth
    Officer name

    Violation date
    09-01-2001
    MPH over

    Plaintff agency
    State of Wisconsin
    Ordinance or statute
    Statute
    Statute
    948.02(1)
    Charge description
    Sexual Assault Against Child-1st Degree
    Severity
    Felony U
    Court record
    Date Event Court official Court reporter Amount
    11-15-2017 Records of prosec. are converted data. See file.
    03-03-2014 Order of the Supreme Court
    Additional text:
    IT IS ORDERED THAT the petition for review is denied, without costs. (certified copy)
    03-03-2014 Remittitur/Court of Appeals dec & order affirming
    02-21-2014 Order of the Supreme Court
    Additional text:
    IT IS ORDERED THAT the petition for review is denied, without costs.
    11-14-2013 Court of Appeals decision & order affirming
    12-20-2012 Verification from Court of Appeals
    Additional text:
    Notfication of Filing of Circuit Court Record
    12-13-2012 Transmittal of record to court of appeals
    12-03-2012 Order of Court of Appeals
    Additional text:
    IT IS ORDERED that the time for the clerk to file the record is extended to December 28, 2012
    12-03-2012 Notice of compilation of record
    11-28-2012 Request
    Additional text:
    for extension to mail court record to Court of Appeals
    11-12-2012 Notice
    Additional text:
    In re: Reporter Filing of Transcript - Linda C. Matoska
    Status Conference held on January 3, 2012
    11-12-2012 Transcript
    Additional text:
    Transcript of Status Conference before the Hon. John R. Race on January 3, 2012
    Court Reporter: Linda C. Matoska
    10-16-2012 Verification from Court of Appeals
    Additional text:
    Receipt of Notice of Appeal and Circuit Court Record (docket entries)
    10-08-2012 Notice of appeal transmittal
    10-05-2012 Notice of appeal
    09-18-2012 Decision Race, John R.
    Additional text:
    Memorandum Decision
    07-05-2012 Brief
    Additional text:
    Defendant's Reply Brief
    06-20-2012 Brief
    Additional text:
    State's Brief in Response to Defendant's Motion for Postconvtion Relief
    04-26-2012 Transcript
    Additional text:
    Post-Conviction Motion Hearing before the Hon. John R. Race on 04-19-2012
    Court reporter: LInda C. Matoska
    04-23-2012 Writ of Habeas Corpus Race, John R.
    Additional text:
    Original Warrant filed with the court.
    04-19-2012 Motion hearing Race, John R. Matoska, Linda
    Additional text:
    Defendant PAUL C WOZNY in court, in custody with attorney Adam Walsh on behalf of Attorney Tracey Wood. Phillip A Koss appeared for the State of Wisconsin. Continued hearing on Defendant's Motion to Withdraw Plea or for a New Sentencing. Testimony taken. Briefs to be filed. Defense Brief is due 30 days after transcript of motion hearing is filed. State's Brief is due 30 days later and Defense Reply Brief to then be filed within 15 days thereafter. Minutes filed.
    **Transcript filed on 04-26-2012** (ls)
    04-16-2012 Transcript
    Additional text:
    Transcript of Post-Conviction Motion before the Hon. John R. Race on March 29, 2012
    Court Reporter: Linda C. Matoska
    04-02-2012 Writ
    Additional text:
    Original filed with court.
    03-29-2012 Motion hearing Race, John R. Matoska, Linda
    Additional text:
    Defendant PAUL C WOZNY in court, in custody with attorney Adam Walsh appearing specially for Attorney Tracey Wood. Phillip A Koss appeared for the State of Wisconsin. Minutes filed. Motion hearing scheduled for April 19, 2012 at 10:00 am.
    **04/16/2012 - Transcript of Post-Conviction Motion hearing FILED; Court Reporter: Linda Matoska (df)
    03-27-2012 Brief
    Additional text:
    Defendant's Letter Brief in response to State's Brief filed on March 23, 2012
    03-25-2012 Brief
    Additional text:
    Defendant's Brief
    03-23-2012 Brief
    Additional text:
    State's Brief in Response to Defendant's Motion for Post Conviction Relief
    03-19-2012 Exhibit list
    Additional text:
    of 3/29/12 motion hearing before Judge John R. Race - exhibits in file
    02-09-2012 Admission of service
    Additional text:
    Subpoena JJDLR
    02-09-2012 Notice of motion
    Additional text:
    For Hearing set on 03-29-2012 @10:00 a.m.
    01-27-2012 Motion
    Additional text:
    to Withdraw Plea or for a New Sentencing
    01-27-2012 Notice of motion
    01-03-2012 Status conference Race, John R. Matoska, Linda
    Additional text:
    Attorney Adam Walsh appeared for Attorney Tracey Wood via telephone. Phillip A Koss appeared for the State of Wisconsin. Minutes filed. Attorney to file amended complaint. Any future court date will not be scheduled until the Amended pleadings are filed.

    **11/12/2012 - Transcript FILED; Court Reporter: Linda C. Matoska (df)
    11-22-2011 Writ
    Additional text:
    Original filed with court - Not needed
    09-23-2011 Affidavit
    Additional text:
    In Support of Motion for New Sentencing
    09-23-2011 Motion
    Additional text:
    Motion for New Sentencing
    09-23-2011 Notice of motion
    03-12-2009 Remittitur/Court of Appeals dec & order affirming
    02-04-2009 Court of Appeals decision & order affirming
    06-02-2008 Verification from Court of Appeals
    Additional text:
    Notification of Filing of Circuit Court Record.
    05-29-2008 Transmittal of record to court of appeals
    05-12-2008 Notice of compilation of record
    04-28-2008 Verification from Court of Appeals
    Additional text:
    Notice of Appeal and Circuit Court Record
    04-24-2008 Notice of appeal transmittal
    04-22-2008 Notice
    Additional text:
    Notice of Reporter: Filing of Transcripts
    04-22-2008 Notice of appeal
    04-10-2008 Transcript
    Additional text:
    Transcript of Post-Conviction Hearing before Judge Gibbs 3-10-2008, Diana Joaquin reporter
    03-31-2008 Notice of intent to pursue post-conviction relief
    03-25-2008 Order Gibbs, Michael
    Additional text:
    Final Order Denying Defendant's request for a new trial.
    03-11-2008 Writ of Habeas Corpus Gibbs, Michael
    Additional text:
    Original filed with court.
    03-10-2008 Exhibit list
    03-10-2008 Motion hearing for WOZNY, PAUL C Gibbs, Michael Joaquin, Diana
    Additional text:
    Defendant PAUL C WOZNY in court with attorney Paul E Bucher. Phillip A Koss appeared for the State of Wisconsin. Motion for Postconviction Relief. Case called @ 10:00 a.m. Daniel Fay duly sowrn & testified on direct examination by Atty Bucher. Exhibit A marked, letter dated 03-08-2002 (statements). 10:32 a.m. Cross examination by Atty Koss. 10:49 a.m. Re-direct by Atty Bucher. 10:54 a.m. Both attys have nothing further for Mr. Fay. 10:55 a.m. Jeffrey De La Rosa duly sworn & testified on direct examination by Atty Bucher. Atty Bucher realizes that Mr. Fay left with Exhibit A - letter dated 03-08-2002 (statements). Atty Bucher has another copy in his file, Atty Koss has no objection to marking copy of the letter 1A. 11:21 a.m. Cross examination by Atty Koss. 11:29 a.m. Re-direct by Atty Bucher. 11:32 Paul Wozny is duly sworn & testifies on direct examination by Atty Bucher. Cross examination by Atty Koss. Re-direct by Atty Bucher. Questioned by Atty Koss. Court feels Atty De La Rosa performance was not deficient. Court denies Motion of Atty Bucher.
    **TRANSCRIPT FILED 4-10-2008
    01-07-2008 Hearing Gibbs, Michael Joaquin, Diana
    Additional text:
    Minutes filed. Motion for Postconviction is reset as defendant is not present.
    01-03-2008 Brief
    Additional text:
    State's
    01-03-2008 Affidavit
    Additional text:
    of Service by Fax
    10-11-2007 Notice of motion, motion
    10-11-2007 Motion
    Additional text:
    Motion for Post-conviction relief
    08-05-2004 Order of the Supreme Court
    Additional text:
    Petition for review is denied without costs.
    08-04-2004 Remittitur/Court of Appeals dec & order dismissing
    06-16-2003 Other papers
    Additional text:
    CT OF APPEALS RECEIPT OF COURT RECORD
    06-12-2003 Other papers
    Additional text:
    TRANSMITTAL OF NOTICE OF APPEAL
    06-09-2003 Notice of compilation of record
    Additional text:
    AMENDED NOTICE OF COMPILATION
    05-30-2003 Notice of compilation of record
    Additional text:
    NOTICE OF COMPILATION OF RECORD
    05-12-2003 Other papers
    Additional text:
    CT OF APPEALS RECEIPT OF NTC OF APPEALS
    05-08-2003 Other papers
  2. ^ Scron Tier post.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Pete Green Bradleys a second place trophy for making up stories

    I actually ****** ***** Bradley’s stories….. scron (1st place),….second place obviously goes to Wariat and his made up language waribonics….I can’t say I’ve ever actually read any of their posts unless they’re two lines or less. Kafka comes in third, for boring made up crap no one reads.


    Edit to remove the opening bradley comment following the Scron tier post….damn it Bradley! Why’d ya have to stoop to that
  4. Bradley Black Hole
    I'm on dance on tweak if I want to
    And if your do tweak then they don't geek then they aint no friends of mine.
  5. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Wow I'm not reading that. Kill yourself
  6. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Haxxor I actually ****** ***** Bradley’s stories….. scron (1st place),….second place obviously goes to Wariat and his made up language waribonics….I can’t say I’ve ever actually read any of their posts unless they’re two lines or less. Kafka comes in third, for boring made up crap no one reads.


    Edit to remove the opening bradley comment following the Scron tier post….damn it Bradley! Why’d ya have to stoop to that

    Post another wall of text you delusional faggot nobody reads your shite
  7. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates Post another wall of text you delusional faggot nobody reads your shite

    ⬆️ This response says - you do


    It’s important to remember: real men don’t recycle come backs leveled against them, they come up with their own unique responses. Keep trying ✊🏼
  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    In scrons world 3 lines constitutes a “wall of text” which explains why he spent ten years in high school.
  9. Originally posted by Haxxor In scrons world 3 lines constitutes a “wall of text”

    If that's the case then scron has built cities (and not minecraft ones)
  10. Bradley Black Hole
    I read every post on this website unless it's a wall of text by scron that seems repetitive.
  11. Bradley Black Hole
    That was a lie, I do read scrons post, generally about the first two lines and if it's worth reading I read it, but when I start seeing quoted posts that he's quoting of himself, and then I quit reading them, but I always give it a good shake cuz sometimes he posts something worth while or trolls the same people I dislike.
  12. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley I read every post on this website unless it's a wall of text by scron that seems repetitive.

    Aren’t they all repetitive?

    I see them over & over in almost every thread in the forum when he quotes them with his alts….
  13. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    that's like 7 lines each on average fuys are you sure you can't fit that in 1/2 lines?? maybe we do need a twitter char limit. 20k chars is alot!!
    Originally posted by Haxxor Aren’t they all repetitive? I see them over & over in almost every thread in the forum when he quotes them with his alts….
    lies/FUD
  14. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by EveryposteronNIS Wow I'm not reading that. Kill yourself
  15. Bradley Black Hole
    i called wellhung for the first six months and he declined the call because he is a pussy.
  16. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    bruhit took you 52 lines to do that
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates that's like 7 lines each on average fuys are you sure you can't fit that in 1/2 lines?? maybe we do need a twitter char limit. 20k chars is alot!!
    lies/FUD

    I’ll wait for the reruns
  18. Bradley Black Hole
    It's so fuckin funny when my dog is sleeping with his head on my lap or shoulder, I do not allow him to climb on me when I'm sitting because I'm not a jungle gym but it seems to comfort him to sit behind me on the couch with his head on my shoulder or lay next to me with his head on my lap, bro I got loud farts because I eat a lot of beans, eggs, sushi, pickled cabbage/kimchi, and pickled eggs ontop of a solid constant of beer, espresso and green tea.

    Bro I rip the fattest fucking fart and he gets scared and wakes up thinking like the world's splitting, every time.
  19. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    triple sub your posts fuys you can cram a lot more on. #watchyourwrist now lets all do some wrist exceriszes *breaks out a fgiant bottle lof olloooob*What planet you think you can colonize, Alien Scum? I'll have you know I graduated top of Mercdonalds training regiment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on LV-624, and I have over 300 confirmed xeno kills. I am trained in yakety sax warfare and I'm the top specialist in the saltshaker. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you pathetic antagonist with precision the likes of which has never been seen on this Planet, mark my words. You think you can get away with weeding up the planet? Think again, maggot. As we speak I am contacting my overwatch officer and your coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the orbital bombardment, loser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a hive. You're gonna die, alien scumbag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Voucher Terminal on the Saltshaker and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your hide off the face of the planet. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your planet snatch was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you alien scumbag. I will send shuttles fury all over you and you will be crushed by them. You're dead Alien Scum.
  20. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley It's so fuckin funny when my dog is sleeping with his head on my lap or shoulder, I do not allow him to climb on me when I'm sitting because I'm not a jungle gym but it seems to comfort him to sit behind me on the couch with his head on my shoulder or lay next to me with his head on my lap, bro I got loud farts because I eat a lot of beans, eggs, sushi, pickled cabbage/kimchi, and pickled eggs ontop of a solid constant of beer, espresso and green tea.

    Bro I rip the fattest fucking fart and he gets scared and wakes up thinking like the world's splitting, every time.

    One of my dogs gets startled and scared if she's laying near me on the couch and I fart. She jumps up and runs off, even if it's not loud. I've never seen any other ones do that, they usually don't even flinch.

    I'm thinking about how peaceful it is to be chilling with my dog, it's got me in a good mood
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