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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I'm not sure what I am, I'd say high-maintenance because I care about skincare and am a perfectionist, but I only care how I see myself. Idc if I look like a heroin addict with no makeup on as long as my skin isn't showing signs of ageing.
  2. Kafka sweaty
    I think she looks off-putting in that pic w the suit because she's cocking her head to the side which is body language for when you want to challenge someone. And that suit is ugly.
  3. Kafka sweaty
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-65765399
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    What I should do tomorrow….❤️
  5. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    How I'm extremely fit but my penis is fat
  6. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    lul
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 How I'm extremely fit but my penis is fat

    take it out at the gym
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m calling to speak to a Mr Ben..last name Dover
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you've dialed the wrong number, this is Ben Chod
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    My mistake

    *hangs up*
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    The mating call of the red-winged blackbird.
  12. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Generate me a Japanese video games development studio complete with a kitchen and janitorial staff

    Matsumoto Industries Employee Roster

    Executive Team:
    CEO: Yoshi Matsumoto
    Chief Creative Officer (CCO): Carmen López
    Chief Technology Officer (CTO): Akira Tanaka
    Chief Financial Officer (CFO): Robert Matsumoto
    Head of Security (HoS): John Hopkins

    Game Development Team:
    Head Developer: Yoshi Matsumoto
    Lead Game Designer: Hiroshi Nakamura
    Lead Programmer: Sofia Martinez
    Lead Artist: Liam O'Sullivan
    Lead Writer: Sakura Tanaka

    Entry-level Team Members:
    Alex Chen - Game Development Assistant
    Raj Patel - Game Development Assistant
    Mei Ling - Game Development Assistant
    Carlos Rodriguez - Game Development Assistant
    Emma Thompson - Game Development Assistant

    Production and Operations Team:
    Production Manager: Carlos Rodríguez
    Quality Assurance Manager: Kazuki Yamamoto
    Project Coordinator: Emma Thompson
    Localization Specialist: Aiko Sato
    Chip Design Specialist: Alejandro González

    Entry-level Team Members:
    Laura Smith - Production Assistant
    Jun Yamada - Production Assistant
    María García - Production Assistant
    Satoshi Tanaka - Production Assistant
    Isabella Chen - Production Assistant

    Marketing and PR Team:
    Marketing Manager: Isabella García
    Public Relations Specialist: Kenji Suzuki
    Social Media Coordinator: Lucia Morales
    Community Manager: Daniel O'Reilly

    Entry-level Team Members:
    Maria Rodriguez - Marketing Assistant
    Yuki Nakamura - Marketing Assistant
    Emma Thompson - Marketing Assistant
    Wei Chen - Marketing Assistant
    Liam O'Sullivan - Marketing Assistant

    Business Development Team:
    Business Development Manager: Pablo Hernández
    Licensing and Partnerships Coordinator: Megumi Sato
    Sales Manager: Ryan Campbell
    Strategic Planning Analyst: Naoki Yamamoto
    Lawyer: Victoria Murphy

    Entry-level Team Members:
    Carlos García - Business Development Assistant
    Sakura Tanaka - Business Development Assistant
    Emma Thompson - Business Development Assistant
    Liam O'Sullivan - Business Development Assistant
    Carmen López - Business Development Assistant

    Support and Operations Team:
    HR Manager: Alejandro Rodríguez
    IT Administrator: Haruki Tanaka
    Office Manager: Ayaka Yamada
    Janitor: Kenta Kobayashi
    Union Representative: Arnie (Last name unknown)

    Kitchen Manager:
    Mr. Rooster Cockburn (Rooster)

    Sound Department:
    Sound Manager: Jamal Williams
    Sound Designer: Tyrone Jackson
  13. Lavender Squad Tuskegee Airman [intersect that neonatal burqa]
    Originally posted by CandyRein My mistake

    *hangs up*

    *phone phreakz the line*

    this call is this call is this call is ring ring ring "HELLO?" d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drop the bass AHHH!!

  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Ecto the plasm How the fuck does your country have dunking donuts and mine doesn't

    this isn't laize fair!!!!!

    Which country are you from? We had Dunkin Donuts in either the early 2000s or mid-2000s but then they closed their only store. It wasn't until a few years ago that they re-opened in the Netherlands. First, you had to go to Amsterdam (in the early 2000s/mid-2000s) but now there's shops nationwide. The donuts are pretty expensive, they cost around $2,50/donut. A "fancy" donut is usually $3,25 or something. What you get versus what you pay isn't really worth it. There's a supermarket here that sells four glazed donuts for $2,50 and they import it from Spain. So while you get one donut from DD, you get four for the same price in another store.
  15. Originally posted by Kafka I have this repulsion toward dykes not sure why. Maybe they're too much like men

    im attracted to dykes tho.

    especially those who can handle power tools well.
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    lol, lmao
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  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im attracted to dykes tho.

    Even if they're in farmer's overalls with suspenders?
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he makes his victims dress up as Rosie the Riveter
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Which country are you from? We had Dunkin Donuts in either the early 2000s or mid-2000s but then they closed their only store. It wasn't until a few years ago that they re-opened in the Netherlands. First, you had to go to Amsterdam (in the early 2000s/mid-2000s) but now there's shops nationwide. The donuts are pretty expensive, they cost around $2,50/donut. A "fancy" donut is usually $3,25 or something. What you get versus what you pay isn't really worth it. There's a supermarket here that sells four glazed donuts for $2,50 and they import it from Spain. So while you get one donut from DD, you get four for the same price in another store.

    We have Dinky Donuts here and they're one of my weaknesses, the sugar and they're heated. My mouth only waters for raw crab and those donuts.
  20. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Which country are you from? We had Dunkin Donuts in either the early 2000s or mid-2000s but then they closed their only store. It wasn't until a few years ago that they re-opened in the Netherlands. First, you had to go to Amsterdam (in the early 2000s/mid-2000s) but now there's shops nationwide. The donuts are pretty expensive, they cost around $2,50/donut. A "fancy" donut is usually $3,25 or something. What you get versus what you pay isn't really worth it. There's a supermarket here that sells four glazed donuts for $2,50 and they import it from Spain. So while you get one donut from DD, you get four for the same price in another store.

    What is worth it depends on if you're working or now.

    If you are on your way to work paying something like $5 for a donut and and a coffee is totally worth it.
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