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Fonaplats' Word to the Judge Wednesday

  1. #1
    Good morning everyone.
    I had another drug dream for the second night in a row.
    This one involved me avoiding my neighbor who I stole a couple grand from.
    Getting beat up by a fat homeless woman.
    And getting beat up by a methed out guy.

    But I am awake now and thankfully I am sober.
    I am about to head to court to see the judge and tell it to him like it is.
    I'm so tired of running downtown every other week and jumping through hoops all because of some shit I did over a year ago.

    Bleh

    Anyways...

    I love you all very much and I hope everyone has a great day.
  2. #2
    Then what
  3. #3
    Sitting here at court.
    Bored af.
    I came 30 minutes early because I like looking at my public defender's sexy butt when she bends over her desk.
    She wears this tight fitting pants-suit.
  4. #4
    Watching these niggers in suits say "wit up wit it?" And do secret nigger hand shakes is funny.
  5. #5
    Just got done at court today.
    They were not prepared for what Fonaplats had to say.
    I told it like I see it and they just starred.
    Having finished my speech I had practiced and with then still starring I could only assume they wanted me to keep talking.
    So I rambled on for a bit about how awesome I am and how I think that me going to court is stupid.
    Long story short they must really like me because I have to go back in 2 weeks.
    My plan backfired.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #6
    Got home and mowed the lawn.
    Sure is a nice day outside.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Watching these niggers in suits say "wit up wit it?" And do secret nigger hand shakes is funny.

    Lol
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