Post your shit routine

1. 2018-05-08 at 3:37 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I crack my neck in all directions ready to expel myself of built up negativity. I shit it all out and wipe my ass with my bare fingers before wiping them clean with a tissue like when you're done eating a snack, careful not to accidentally wash my hands for the rest of the day
2. 2018-05-08 at 3:56 AM UTC

   #2
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^handsome and well tanned individual detected!
3. 2018-05-08 at 4 AM UTC

   #3
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i only tell poop stories with my closest friends
4. 2018-05-08 at 11:45 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by A College Professor i only tell poop stories with my closest friends

   
   We're all friends here
5. 2018-05-08 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't need to use bathrooms, I am like Shoko Asahara. I also don't sweat.
6. 2018-05-09 at 6:14 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   If we were living in a future with augmentations, I wouldn't want a bionic eye or hearing implant, first thing I want is a non-stick asshole.