2020-09-19 at 7:54 AM UTC
DontTellEm wants to have sex with me so bad that it's kind of pathetic how desperate she is
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2020-09-19 at 7:56 AM UTC
I don't think you were supposed to tell em
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2020-09-22 at 8:02 AM UTC
Last toke of herb & last sipps of wine and itβs time for night night π
2020-09-22 at 8:17 AM UTC
Welp!!
Looks like itβs about that time ππ
2020-09-22 at 8:46 AM UTC
watching Ergo Proxy. Idk why none of u nerds told me about this one.
2020-09-22 at 2:31 PM UTC
Laying in my bed under my little cover wuvers I think I've farted at least 20 times in the last hour nice warm stinky ones too feels good man Chootie liked those smelly ones , when she was a kitten she used to give me Dutch ovens herself and thought it was super funny (it was)
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2020-09-22 at 2:40 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
dude the dog gets offended if you fart in his face and yet he doesnt feel its rude to fart on me or rick,, sometimes I'll stick my ass in dude's face and make a farting noise and he gets just as mad as if you really farted on him
2020-09-22 at 2:44 PM UTC
What does your doge do to show you he is mad and offended?
2020-09-22 at 2:49 PM UTC
I feel like pole's dog isnt like most other dogs.
2020-09-22 at 2:54 PM UTC
Haha I would follow him around all day saying "bad dog bad dog, kennel! Into the red solo cup.
2020-09-22 at 3:54 PM UTC
I heard they recycled Micheal jackson's nose into a red solo cup
2020-09-22 at 3:56 PM UTC
Zoe my god I heard that too
Know I know it must be true
