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  1. You're gonna need a penisokilogram to measure my sausage
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist Yes, I’ve done a few penisograms for torn urethras, and this crazy guy that kept sticking paperclips up his pee pee hole.

    Have you ever had someone with strange objects stuck up inside their bunghole?

    My dad works in a hospital and has told me many stories
  3. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls Have you ever had someone with strange objects stuck up inside their bunghole?

    Oh yes, dead hamsters/gerbils, but mostly I’ve seen lotion bottles and shampoo bottles up there.
    The dead hamsters and gerbils I saw come out during some surgeries.
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh yes, dead hamsters/gerbils, but mostly I’ve seen lotion bottles and shampoo bottles up there.
    The dead hamsters and gerbils I saw come out during some surgeries.

    Why the hell would someone have a hamster up their ass? I'm talking about dildos that get stuck in there
  5. Originally posted by Technologist Yes, I’ve done a few penisograms for torn urethras, and this crazy guy that kept sticking paperclips up his pee pee hole.

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  6. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Ballin out of control as ushe
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls Why the hell would someone have a hamster up their ass? I'm talking about dildos that get stuck in there

    You never heard of that? I never xrayed a dildo up there, but lotion and shampoo bottles I’ve seen a few.
  8. Maybe they were smuggling a hamster stuffed with cocaine
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Daddyissues Ballin out of control as ushe

    Sherry berry😘
  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Maybe they were smuggling a hamster stuffed with cocaine

    No this was a thing in the late 80s. Putting a gerbil/hamster up there and letting it move around till it dies.
  11. I would take their medical records, find where they live and burn down their house for being mean to animals
  12. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would take their medical records, find where they live and burn down their house for being mean to animals

    You’re so cute Scrony💜
  13. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Technologist Sherry berry😘

    Hi baby!
  14. Originally posted by Technologist You’re so cute Scrony💜

    that shit pisses me the fuck off, I love ham hams

  15. kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    just finished with painting some stuff. sandblasted it...out-gassed it in my kitchen oven...mixed the two-component paint in my kitchen...and now the parts are in my kitchen oven cooking. lets see someone with a wife try that.

    all you married-fags can be jealous.

    who else thinks cerakote smells good. im talking about the color...not the hardener.

    yum. smells like brain cancer.
  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist yum. smells like brain cancer.

    Your mom smells like my cum
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Game Pass is an excellent deal
  18. kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Grylls Your mom smells like my cum

    your mom says the cocks of all the niggers in your neighborhood taste like your anus.
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by kobe bryant rapist your mom says the cocks of all the niggers in your neighborhood taste like your anus.

    When did she tell you that?
  20. kobe bryant rapist Tuskegee Airman (banned)
    Originally posted by Grylls When did she tell you that?

    when she dropped off her daily earnings to me so i can buy beer and cigarettes.
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