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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chilln on the porch having a toke listening to, Sade 😋💖
  2. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    working on the ranger, fucking piece of shit!
  3. Technologist victim of incest
    Waking up on the Friday of my 3 day weekend. Yay! Gotta teach on my side job Saturday, but that’ll be easy.
  4. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Technologist Waking up on the Friday of my 3 day weekend. Yay! Gotta teach on my side job Saturday, but that’ll be easy.

    My dad is at my sisters for a couple weeks, life doesn't stop but i feel like i'm on holiday, and light as a feather.
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    You got the whole place to yourself?
  6. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Technologist You got the whole place to yourself?

    yee

    blasting rap at 4 am. ahh.
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    I’m actually surprised she took him. Is she the one that screwed you over before?
  8. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    she is, i told her i'm losing my mind and 2 steps from the abyss over here and need a break. she agreed, i still don't trust her but this is welcome.
  9. Technologist victim of incest
    You need this break for your own mental health!
  10. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    yeah, the self-destructive tendencies, the situation. everything seemed like it was coming to a head.

    I need solitude and haven't had it for years.
  11. Technologist victim of incest
    Time for Nil to have ME time. Whip it up hun😜
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Doing some light yard work @ 6 am lol wtf ..I’ve turned into my father ..nice and cool outside right now tho
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Painting a room that doesnt need painted.
    I guess people dont believe in washing walls in N H
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    That’s wild

    Ot

    It’s 12:30 basically and I haven’t consumed anything, think I’m gonna go out to eat or maybe throw something on the grill real quick

    Just detailed my car and washed it .. cherry red is popping.. I did real good
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I just finished putting the top on my Suzuki Samurai and as soon as im not as high as i am right now i'm going for a ride
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao@ not as high as I am right now
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Swimming in a pool, just got done playing with some sexy Asian mama's kid. He had a water gun and I let him shoot me and I fell back into the water and pretended I died. It was fun, and she thanked me for it. Now I can't stop thinking about the mom.
  18. Technologist victim of incest
    Gotta get in the shower and get ready to teach a class. I have an observer today. She wants to watch me teach. Shouldn’t make me nervous. I got this shit down to a science. Just gotta keep my mind focused. Too much bs on my mind.
  19. toz African Astronaut
    Up at 5am now

    I just got done watching puppets humping and puppet tits at 4am on Crank Yankers and now there is a filthy commercial "Wet Wabbit vibrator" on Adam and Eve promo-commercial

    WTF?


    I feel dirty

    maybe go to Church for the first time in 7 years.

    Should I go to which Catholic Church
    Roman Catholic
    Greek Orthodox?
    Russian Orthodox
    umm
    Jesuit
    Church of England?

    Should I go to Which Protestant Church
    Lutheran?
    Methodist (Which can also double as Catholic Light)
    Presbyterian PCA (First Presbyterian)
    Presbyterian PCUSA (they allow gays I think)
    Unitarian (are they considered Protestant?
    Unification Church of the United States
    Church of Science
    7th Day Adventist
    Mormon

    anything else you guys can think of?
  20. toz African Astronaut
    Kids 10-11 or younger could be getting up and turning on Comedy Central and see Adam and Eve porn dildos

    This Wet Wabbit has pearls inside to stimulate your clitorias.."

    LOL what are we now; Europe??
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