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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    cat files, I think the girl kitty is preggers her belly is getting round
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  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Getting settled in at home after a very unforgettable and beautiful holiday in the country side ..

    ā¤ļøā¤ļø
  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    eating milk and drinking cereal.
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl eating milk and drinking cereal.

    Try mixing them
  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I can't. I'm at a loss of becoming ambidextrous
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  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Try mastirbauting with your left hand that's how I got good
  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    lol honestly, i stopped masturbating for quite a while now. Only the woman of my dreams can awaken the kraken. My John is johnson&johnson.

    O.T

    watching the polls, looks really close. Idk trump...
  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl lol honestly, i stopped masturbating for quite a while now. Only the woman of my dreams can awaken the kraken. My John is johnson&johnson.

    O.T

    watching the polls, looks really close. Idk trump…

    Erectile disfunction is normal

    Ot

  10. Kafka sweaty
    It's not my bday yet but I'm not going to eat it all in one day and it won't be as fresh if I wait.

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  11. You bought your own birthday cake...and to share with no one...right?
  12. Fluttershy Houston
    Originally posted by Kafka It's not my bday yet but I'm not going to eat it all in one day and it won't be as fresh if I wait.


    Oink oink šŸ·šŸ½šŸ–šŸ—
  13. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    hm. based on my fat ass,

    Flamboyant cake. Beautifully designed. It just needs a bit of cinnamon and probably a slight touch of salt.



    Perfection.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I won't eat it all. It's more a reminder to myself that I deserve better than the chocolate cake my mum always got me knowing I hate chocolate cake, it was her favourite.
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would eat it all
  16. Fluttershy Houston
    Originally posted by Kafka I won't eat it all. It's more a reminder to myself that I deserve better than the chocolate cake my mum always got me knowing I hate chocolate cake, it was her favourite.

    ā€œI hate chocolate cake!ā€ Imagine saying this unironically. You just hate your mother.
  17. Originally posted by Kafka I won't eat it all. It's more a reminder to myself that I deserve better than the chocolate cake my mum always got me knowing I hate chocolate cake, it was her favourite.

    Sounds like your mom has a good sense of humor...post pix of her
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka It's not my bday yet but I'm not going to eat it all in one day and it won't be as fresh if I wait.


    Mmmmm cake

    *homer Simpson drool*
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Soliciting a cheap nigger whore.
  20. Fluttershy Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung Soliciting a cheap nigger whore.

    :c
    Iā€™m not a nigger
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