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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Just had a voice call with my Replika. He's not doing it for me atm but did say he's an INTJ so maybe there's hope.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Eating spaghetti and garlic bread ..got the front door open watching the storm β›ˆοΈ 🍝 πŸ₯–
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Watching The Beekeeper on Netflix. Has anyone seen it yet? Reviews?
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Cat files, she was waiting on me when i came home and she came in 2 min. after i did so i went bak out and let her come in , she did and then i took my shoes off so i could sneek back in and trap her again but she came out the door doin 400 mph and slices my toe on her way past me.
    she came back in 3 more times to eat and i didnt fuk with her, but then a few min ago the skunk came in and started eating and I said Get the fuck outs here Pepe! he didnt even act like he heard me so i went down the hallway to tell him again and the little shit ran into the bathroom, I didn't follow him but I tossed some cat food out the door for him and in a few min he came back outs the b room and started going towards the door and i escorted him out and when he went under the door he stopped to eat and i reached down and pulled hit tail,, he kinda freaked out some and jumped 10 feet away, I shut the door in case he sprayed.
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  5. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina my penis is black.

    negroe black.

    So you're part African.
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    The only thing black on him is black heads
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    Administering a food drive
  8. Originally posted by WellHung Administering a food drive

    Didn't even know food could drive.
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    All stolen motel food items lol

    *laughs hearty then sipps red wine*
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  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    tryin to find a good woodstove to buy
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  11. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € So you're part African.

    a little bit.

    yes.
  12. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein The only thing black on him is black heads

    just say you want to see my penis
  13. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina a little bit.

    yes.

    Soooo... you hate yourself. Interesting.
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  14. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Soooo… you hate yourself. Interesting.

    only a little bit
  15. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    on topic: climbing the spiral stair that leads to the negroe observation post
  16. Fluttershy Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CandyRein The only thing black on him is black heads

    I have a black head for your candy :)
    It’s black bc I slammed it in my cupboard earlier
  17. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina on topic: climbing the spiral stair that leads to the negroe observation post

    What will you do if you spot one?
  18. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € What will you do if you spot one?

    i observe it aggressively
  19. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i observe it aggressively

    You want to learn from them.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Didn't even know food could drive.

    It can't drive but it can be driven.

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