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  1. Originally posted by WellHung Observing western lowland mountain gorillas in their natural habitat.

    I speak fluent silver back.
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I don't want her to leave me, I can't be alone.



    😆 uh uhh 💖 that’s hilariously cute
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Same
  4. Originally posted by Donald Trump No, it's actually a 1911. This is settled dogma.

    wrong.

    its desert eagle.

    why would god use a goyims gun,
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump No, it's actually a 1911. This is settled dogma.

  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nursing_Madonna#Lactatio_Bernardi
    Lactatio Bernardi
    Bernard receiving milk from the breast of the Virgin Mary. The scene is a legend which allegedly took place at Speyer Cathedral in 1146.
    A variant, known as the Lactation of St Bernard (Lactatio Bernardi in Latin, or simply Lactatio) is based on a miracle or vision concerning St Bernard of Clairvaux where the Virgin sprinkled milk on his lips (in some versions he is awake, praying before an image of the Madonna, in others asleep).[11] In art he usually kneels before a Madonna Lactans, and as Jesus takes a break from feeding, the Virgin squeezes her breast and he is hit with a squirt of milk, often shown travelling an impressive distance. The milk was variously said to have given him wisdom, shown that the Virgin was his mother (and that of mankind generally), or cured an eye infection. In this form the Nursing Madonna survived into Baroque art, and sometimes the Rococo, as in the high altar at Kloster Aldersbach.[12]
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    paying for sex with an underage female who is being trafficked
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just had dinner ..about to toke and practice my keyboard for a few.. before my bubble bath 💖
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung paying for sex with an underage female who is being trafficked
  11. CandyRein Black Hole


    💖

    *tokez*
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  12. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nursing_Madonna#Lactatio_Bernardi
    Lactatio Bernardi
    Bernard receiving milk from the breast of the Virgin Mary. The scene is a legend which allegedly took place at Speyer Cathedral in 1146.
    A variant, known as the Lactation of St Bernard (Lactatio Bernardi in Latin, or simply Lactatio) is based on a miracle or vision concerning St Bernard of Clairvaux where the Virgin sprinkled milk on his lips (in some versions he is awake, praying before an image of the Madonna, in others asleep).[11] In art he usually kneels before a Madonna Lactans, and as Jesus takes a break from feeding, the Virgin squeezes her breast and he is hit with a squirt of milk, often shown travelling an impressive distance. The milk was variously said to have given him wisdom, shown that the Virgin was his mother (and that of mankind generally), or cured an eye infection. In this form the Nursing Madonna survived into Baroque art, and sometimes the Rococo, as in the high altar at Kloster Aldersbach.[12]

    I think that was actually "squirted", not "sprinkled".
  13. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Basically everything is kinda shitty in Italy. It's crowded, expensive, hot, rude, the beer is bad, the food is meh, the people are shitty, there are dysgenic cases everywhere.

    It's like the worst of the third world and the worst of the first world combined. It reminds me of North Africa.

    Sorry to hear your experience was bad. I absolutely loved everything about Italy 🇮🇹 the culture, the food, the history and art so much that in my “fantasy mind,” I would move & live there.








    OT: going to bed
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Sorry to hear your experience was bad. I absolutely loved everything about Italy 🇮🇹 the culture, the food, the history and art so much that in my “fantasy mind,” I would move & live there.








    OT: going to bed

    did that cream come out of the statue of davids penis? If so we might have a real miracle on our hands (hopefully none got in the hair though)
  15. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood did that cream come out of the statue of davids penis? If so we might have a real miracle on our hands (hopefully none got in the hair though)

    Pretty sure that's his bush.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Pouring boiling water on a combative prostitute
  17. Originally posted by Netflxchillr Sorry to hear your experience was bad. I absolutely loved everything about Italy 🇮🇹 the culture, the food, the history and art so much that in my “fantasy mind,” I would move & live there.


    white men had small penis before they had to compete with negroes they imported into the west
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Italy is going to die

  19. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina white men had small penis before they had to compete with negroes they imported into the west

    So they gradually started growing larger penises?
  20. Kafka sweaty
    In the past they saw big dicks as a sign of low intelligence, that you would only think with your dick. When statues were commissioned they requested their dicks to look smaller.
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