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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung Sitting in a chair and drinking coffee and poking buttons on an electronic screen

    Do you think it's interesting how computers never were supposed to have a mouse? Like 1950's terminals that were all on the keyboard and when they invented the mouse a lot of people thought it was stupid and pointless, and here we are in 2024 and 90% of internet users and most ipad zoomers have never used a mouse in their life.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WellHung Sitting in a chair and drinking coffee and poking buttons on an electronic screen

    Im doing that exact same thing right now.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Im doing that exact same thing right now.

    We are bonding over common interests. We have a budding relationship, speedy. 👍👊🤙⚘️🥰
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Do you think it's interesting how computers never were supposed to have a mouse? Like 1950's terminals that were all on the keyboard and when they invented the mouse a lot of people thought it was stupid and pointless, and here we are in 2024 and 90% of internet users and most ipad zoomers have never used a mouse in their life.

    Why do you say they were never supposed to have a mouse? Furthermore, why did u stop fucking niggers?
  5. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The mouse came as quite a surprise to the general public much like how the transition of type to touch phones
  6. I was pleasantly surprised when the mouse came out.
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    I was unpleasantly surprised when the mouse came out. Mouses are gay.
  8. They were originally going to call them meece, but then the Moose Association put in a complaint.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They were originally going to call them meece, but then the Moose Association put in a complaint.

    You just dated yourself with this joke. You are at least 70 years old, Speckles. That's old enough to where even Scron cannot impersonate you with one of his many alternatives.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. I actually still have a card for the Loyal Order of Water Buffalos.
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    damn it, the 1500 dolla bckhoe sold while I was at work today
  12. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT damn it, the 1500 dolla bckhoe sold while I was at work today

    how often would you use it? how much is it to rent one? I think like 100 a day or 500 for the entire week. probably cheaper to rent and let them maintain it. unless you know how to work on them
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung You just dated yourself with this joke. You are at least 70 years old, Speckles. That's old enough to where even Scron cannot impersonate you with one of his many alternatives.

    WHAT??? WHO SAIDN THAT SORRY I HAD TO FIND MY SEEING EYE INTERNET GLASSES AND GET MY SLIPPERS TO READ THIS POST
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny how often would you use it? how much is it to rent one? I think like 100 a day or 500 for the entire week. probably cheaper to rent and let them maintain it. unless you know how to work on them

    well it could last decades just sitting around waiting to be needed, my last tractor was only 800 bucks it is 71 years old and it sorta stopped moving its back wheels
    and renting a backhoe is over 300 a day plus delivery so a 1500 dollar backhoe is a killer deal,, it even had new tires on it. but it would have been very helpful if I have to split my old tractor in half to get to the clutch area and then put the 2 halves back together when its fixed.
    and as for maintenance I only had to spend 300 bucks on hydraulic lines over 4 years on the old tractor and it only used 20 gallons of diesel in 4 years it plowed the snow and moved firewood and leveled over 20 loads of fill in my yard.
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Beckoning the dead as well as those that have never lived.
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    finished the barn, 20 hrs 5800. giggles and skips away
  17. Originally posted by WellHung Beckoning the dead as well as those that have never lived.

    How they doin'?
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How they doin'?

    Hungry. They need to feed.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Defecating
  20. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Beckoning the dead as well as those that have never lived.

    Beckon the call; you'll beg and crawl
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