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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Niggles piss on your keyboard and see if it designs something

    Piss up a limp rope
  2. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Piss up a limp rope

    is that some kind of Army reference? did you learn that in boot camp? lol wtf
  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!!💓

    *puts phone on DND*
  4. Originally posted by CandyRein Just got a snap chat memory of me hanging in

    oh now i have to register for snap chat.
  5. Originally posted by Niggles is that some kind of Army reference? did you learn that in boot camp? lol wtf

    not boot camp but ..//..

  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Rolling a spliff 💓
  7. Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not boot camp but ..//..

    Im not the person to stand in the way of having a gay 'ol time as Flintstones outro states but yeah, I worry about us losing bigtime.

    we're getting invaded. just invaded.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Having the time of my life 💓
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    *giggles while getting into bed*




    💓
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Heaven only knows where you've been

    But I don't really need to know
    I know where you're gonna go

    On my heart, where you're resting your head

    And you just look so beautiful
    It's like you were an angel

    Can I stop the flow of time?
    Can I swim in your divine?

    'Cause I don't think I'd ever leave this place
    Oh, turn the lights turn the lights down low

    💓🎶
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You know what, I hope you're on lsd.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well I reckon I best not smoke weed at night cuz it gives the rats a free pass.
    for the past few months I havent been able to smoke weed in the house but with rick at the VA I was able to enjoy a joint on the couch last night and the gawd dang rats took advantage of me and got a free night of snacks and I slept like a baby,, only good thing is they have been emboldened so tonight should be a killin night,,, if I dont get high.
    I'm a little sad today as my buddy is not here to annoy me and I had a job cancel on me yesterday that I was gonna start tomorrow,, and the flooring job that was gonna pay 6 g's went with another contractor, 5 of my 10 yard signs got stolen, and I passed on a job for a crazy woman in a 3 million dollla house that she wanted a cobbed patch paint done on for 3 g's I passed cuz she was a nutter and I didnt wanna deal with her every day for a week job I spent my loot on stuff I needed to be ready for winter thinkin it was safe cuz of job potentials and now I'm livin on my loot set aside for the snowmobile shop thats working on my sled and adding on all the goodies I ordered with a cost of 2500, I'm sure it will all work out but its not a good feeling,, and if they put rick in a home I'll be out another g every month cuz her always paid the bills out of his check.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. imguess some people just enjoy being willie e coyote.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I woke up with 4th degree burns covering 50% of my body. I'm tending to them with cooling gels and bandages.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no you didn't
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah shit I meant to say 1st degree burns over 0% of my body.
  17. "Would you believe a hot foot and an Indian rub?"
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Would you believe a hot foot and an Indian rub?"

    No. Them types are slicker than a slop jar, and more slippery than a pocketful of pudding.
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Just mowed the yard and driveway, now all the leaves are out of the yard and driveway,, I also put the new tire on the one ton rim and split the rest of the firewood, now I'm testing weed and planin how to put the wood shed up for this winter
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Drunk and stoned as fuck
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