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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No. She dumped you, and so will this one.

    Whatever Billy Goat...
  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Tell us more about how you dressed in the 80's

    Sorry but that was a parable regarding you being a fake ass 2A supporter and really being the opposite.
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ,,
  4. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've never paid a hooker, not even once.

    don't gotta pay if you murder them after

    😎👍🔥
  5. I'm gonna take a shit
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    where u gonna take it
  7. Originally posted by POLECAT where u gonna take it

    In the 2nd floor bathroom of my Grandpa's house.
    Mission complete.
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Some Skittlez Cake and a melatonin gummy so I can sleep
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    little rats are harder to hit than bigger rats, I missed and dog food and rice went everyfukinwhere, they were transporting dog food from the bowl to under the sink so fast I know they were not eating it right away, unless there were 15 rats runnin dog food, I think it was just 2 grabbing a kibble and runnin under the sink to drop it and go for another one right waway
  10. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    The world around us is getting smaller. the place I first moved into with her was cool. this place here now is getting ghettoish and we can't move. like NEVER

    they're putting up a Section 8 tower near us. how fun the neighborhood is going to become. already had my car broken into multiple times and last week some kids broke into a ladies BMW and the cops rolled up from Richmond PD and went looking for them. I was in my garage drinking like I'm doing now and they're running past the opening that vents out fumes. it has bars on it like a giant window and here they come running past me just 7 feet in front of me.

    just smash and grabbing shit on this street because its dark. I smoke CBD and all but I dont want this dispensary near us because its brought people in and they end up checking out the neighborhood and lack of fucking security around here.

    I'm pretty bummed out. Have to install a wireless camera and a monitor in my home and park the car closer to the opening to get a proper signal just to watch shit. Probably get a wifi device (That got stolen last time) and figure out how to lock it into the car with brackets and then have a ring doorbell in the car monitoring inside.

    whatelse can I fucking do.
    so rare in the past and now its been 3 fucking times
  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I never broke into a car or someones house before. what makes a person just think this is a thing to do?
    we caused trouble. closest thing we did is drink beers and throw the bottles in the street breaking them and running off. retarded shit. getting in fist fights or wrestling drunk with other groups of teens and then end up partying together the next time we ran into each other.

    what makes people do fucking retarded evil shit ?

    sucker punch game on a complete stranger (lame)
    we might get drunk and flick another dudes nuts and watch him drop and usually causes gut cramps and farting and everyone laughing.
    played the pass out game a few times pushing on a person chest when they hold their breath. retarded and dangerous really.
    no one died.
    parcore like shit. trying to scale a small building that has two walls less than 4 feet apart like a spider.
    or trying to run up a wal and do a back flip (drunk)
    skateboard parks were big in the late 70s and 80s but not as nice as today. often someones swimming pool
    i was more into 4 wheels or riding a bike.

    what makes young people shoot or break peoples shit or home invasion? a lot of these fuckers aren't from the REAL HOOD> they have it good. but they act like is society's fault. their parents blame the system for not having after school programs or job education and shit for older teens and 20 something.


    none of that shit is going to help this trend of crime.
  12. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    You ignoring me Bitches?
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    theyre ignoring me too frankey
  14. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor theyre ignoring me too frankey

    Frankey?

    where u at now
  15. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    there is some bollywood party (my guess mostly Indian people)
    we should go white boy raid it. its in San Francisco at some club in the Mission district.

    you said you dig Indian women and ball vibes (flmao)
  16. I'm In vee town whens the curry fest?

    What's a ball vibe Im a country boy I just make do with a corn husk
  17. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven I'm In vee town whens the curry fest?

    tonight. probably too late to hit it up. started at 9pm.

    I wish San Francisco was more like Vegas or Reno or even NYC. clubs in those 3 cities stay open till 4am.

    fucking 12:30 last call when 2am is officially a close time. most people used to come around 11pm (like right now) and often it became a private party and club stayed open all night but you paid an hourly 2 dollar surcharge.

    the fucking far left shitted fun up
  18. Plus everyone has different schedules so a specific cut off time is racist against 2nd and 3rd shift
  19. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven Plus everyone has different schedules so a specific cut off time is racist against 2nd and 3rd shift

    yeah.. wait what?
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    RAT FILES!
    welp, i got one 16 gage did its job again I shot his little front feet and lower face right off his lil lefty rat bastard body
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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