What are you doing at the moment

1. 2023-04-25 at 10:12 AM UTC

   #38941
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   I should get points for being an absolute bro. Tiny asian chick n glasses nerdy white guy. Dude clearly has a tech job and his shit together. Asian girl starts running her fingers up and down my back and hooking her fingers in my belt loop while im trying to put music on the jukebox. Part of me wants to be like “ yeah you got a tesla and a 200k a year job bro but i could jackhammer ur tinder date in the parking lot riht now.” But of. me being me i asked him what i should put on the jukebox and make her stop grabbing me, and eventually moved a couple tables away and played babymaking songs until they got in the uber,
   
   Also the woman whose husband punched me was in the bar and she said she regrets that i think poorly of her and think shes crazy but swallowing a medicine cabinet full of pills. and trying to run off with a man 10 years your junior to spice up your loveless marriage is peak crazy bitch so i said vaya con dios
2. 2023-04-25 at 10:17 AM UTC

   #38942
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Im bawically doing the life equivalent of hanging off the backof a ciry bus whilst riding a skateboard.
3. 2023-04-25 at 10:22 AM UTC

   #38943
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you're not with that rich girl naymore?
4. 2023-04-25 at 10:37 AM UTC

   #38944
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra you're not with that rich girl naymore?

   
   Pretty sure he is but the moral reason he didnt boink tiny Asian girl seems to be more about guy code than him being taken. At least based on what was written.
5. 2023-04-25 at 10:39 AM UTC

   #38945
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   not just that, got the impression from other stuff he's been posting lately
6. 2023-04-25 at 10:41 AM UTC

   #38946
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra not just that, got the impression from other stuff he's been posting lately

   
   U invested lover boy? Gonna snap up GBN when he's single haha
7. 2023-04-25 at 10:43 AM UTC

   #38947
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah we'll dress up in leather and I'll ride around on his shoulders like Master Blaster, we'd be unstoppable
8. 2023-04-25 at 10:44 AM UTC

   #38948
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra yeah we'll dress up in leather and I'll ride around on his shoulders like Master Blaster, we'd be unstoppable

   
   Master blaster rode on his shoulders? You're probably going to have to hunt for leather stuff in his size
9. 2023-04-25 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #38949
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Incessant Master blaster rode on his shoulders? You're probably going to have to hunt for leather stuff in his size

   
   
   
   you gotta watch the old Mad Max films
10. 2023-04-25 at 10:47 AM UTC

    #38950
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    you gotta watch the old Mad Max films

    
    I thought you were talking about red riding on Casper's shoulders lmao didn't know master blaster was a thing
11. 2023-04-25 at 12:42 PM UTC

    #38951
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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12. 2023-04-25 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #38952
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by aldra you're not with that rich girl naymore?

    
    I am i just need me time.
    
    I also fully support anything to do with leather and bloodsport
13. 2023-04-25 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #38953
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Sending my "Shoes of the day" photo to someone very special.
14. 2023-04-25 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #38954
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tara, do you work because you have to, or because you want to.

15. 2023-04-25 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #38955
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    No one "has to" work.
16. 2023-04-25 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #38956
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No one "has to" work.

    
    sounds like something that rhymes with "cope".
17. 2023-04-25 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #38957
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sounds like something that rhymes with "cope".

    
    It doesn't rhyme at all! another Engrish fail
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18. 2023-04-25 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #38958
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    ↑ more things that rhyme with cope
19. 2023-04-25 at 2:34 PM UTC

    #38959
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ more things that rhyme with cope

    
    grope
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    • CandyRein
20. 2023-04-25 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #38960
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Nope.
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    • CandyRein