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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah we just had our last major "snow storm" and now everything is melty and the puddles are everywhere. I'm usually pretty good about avoiding potential soaking but for some reason this one sort of felt like slow motion and instead of trying to run out of the path quickly I just accepted my fate and took the load like a man. At least is it was right across the street from the beer store so I could go in and VENT to the girls inside who all kindly consoled me and my plight as a white man. Fortunately my wallet didn't get hit too bad but my newer coat did. HARUMPH. but whatever. time to get dumb.

    why werent you holding the puddle rock?
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT why werent you holding the puddle rock?

    because I don't know what that is or means? what is it and what does it mean?
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    [video]https://youtube.com/shorts/M6n6Kugt0ek?feature=share[/video][video]https://youtube.com/shorts/M6n6Kugt0ek?feature=share[/video]
  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    [video]https://youtube.com/shorts/M6n6Kugt0ek?feature=share[/video]
    not sure y dis wont show up
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT

    lol the 1:29 sequence is pretty close to what happened to me. Except traffic was opposite.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I still dont know what the puddle rock is
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    do you ever walk around your home wondering where your lucky chess cap is ?

    and then you're like wait I don't have a lucky chess cap?

    do you ever do that?
  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by POLECAT [video]https://youtube.com/shorts/M6n6Kugt0ek?feature=share[/video]
    not sure y dis wont show up

    copy dis vid find it on u tube and it shows the puddle rock
  11. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ I still dont know what the puddle rock is

    its a rock you hold to prevent being splashed YA FUCKING IDIOT HOW HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE PUDDLE ROCK???

    NOT A PUDDLE FROM A ROCK OF METH MELTED DOWN IN A POOKIE, THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Religion hurts.

    Overthinking does.
  13. Sweet African Astronaut
    My girlfriend is jealous of ChatGPT cuz it gets all my stupid jokes now instead of her
  14. Sweet African Astronaut
    I can't believe it, someone finally invented a way to shut me up
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    planted seeds today, rode my long track for about an hr this mornin, made a water run, hauled some wood, smoked some weed, spoke to my last 2 family members, ate some cheese, took the cap off the tacoma and put the ladder rack on so i can deliver ladders to the job monday
  16. Originally posted by POLECAT planted seeds today, rode my long track for about an hr this mornin, made a water run, hauled some wood, smoked some weed, spoke to my last 2 family members, ate some cheese, took the cap off the tacoma and put the ladder rack on so i can deliver ladders to the job monday

    Did a double take and read that as seeds of wisdom.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT planted seeds today, rode my long track for about an hr this mornin, made a water run, hauled some wood, smoked some weed, spoke to my last 2 family members, ate some cheese, took the cap off the tacoma and put the ladder rack on so i can deliver ladders to the job monday

    I think someone stole one of my featherlite ladders and it's making me crazy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ill be digging mine out of the snow tomorrow
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    ate a hamburger and a pile of spinach drount in butter salt n pepper
  20. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Scampering off to grab a bowl of mint/chip ice cream & hunker down for the evening. :)
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