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  1. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey What's wrong with coffee

    Making and serving it apparently, that's why there are coffee servants.
  2. Sitting in the eye docs waiting for my eye injection
  3. Sweet African Astronaut
    Eye documents
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    Sticking my dick in a hole in the wall
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    FaceTiming with Don't Tell him
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Climbing through an unlocked window into the bedroom of a sleeping female, with an intention of raping her.
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  7. To rape or to be raped, that is the question.
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Indeed
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Spackling an antique
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Playing in a storm drain.
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waitin for my ribeye to be done cookin
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Eating a cheddar bay biscuit on my first lil break…❤️
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Eating a cheddar bay biscuit on my first lil break…❤️

    Mmmm go rite to those creamy thighs and that plump little booty...oh dear lord😍
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!

    Looks like it’s about that time … looks like my work here … is done 😴❤️🌙
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  15. observing a female negroe in her natural habitat
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Maniacally Laughing @ my own hilarity whilst sipping a ginger and lemon tea ☕️ 🍋
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  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just got back from getting startup money on the exterior job then went shoppin, I was down to 1 dolla, snowmobiling is not free guys, buyin sleds and gas as well as skags and oil I spent 30,000 this winter
  18. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    slept good from 6 pm to 10 pm last night then got up for several hrs then back to sleep at 3 am till 8 am, had to cook bacon and eggs this mornin cuz rick is now feeling very good this week, floated the eggs in hot bacon grease they were awesome and I baked the bacon in the oven and didnt flip it but it still came out mfperfect,, tore down the woodshed, brought in firewood, moved wet firewood to a dry spot got tripped on my way in the house with an armload of firewood and bout broke my wrist and fucked up my shoulder and tweeked my back ,, fed the quail and the crows,, the crows knew I had put food out for them in less than 5 min.the quail knew right away tho.. now I have to go get water for coffee at the country store down the road then I'm gonna call it a day and couch out for the rest of the day
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a ratchet ass pig nigger whore bag.
  20. ^ Racial Tourette's.
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