2023-03-19 at 9:56 AM UTC
theres some girl withduct tape on her tits in a dress made of bubble wrap and the black chick i fucked is here with tambourines on her shoes and a harmonica between her tits and everyone is so fucking try hard i just wanna go some
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2023-03-19 at 10:58 AM UTC
Right, hop to it, pop pop bubble tits
2023-03-19 at 12:12 PM UTC
There was some dude all dripped out in hypebeast douche clothes named Sky and someone spilled like 2 drops of beer on his shoes and was ready to fight the dude. I wanted to go up and grab the mic and be like ATTENTION WE’RE ALL CLEARLY ALMOST 40 ITS TIME TO STOP
2023-03-19 at 12:13 PM UTC
tl;dr i got a shamrock shake and drank whiskey in the car until my friend was ready to leave
2023-03-19 at 1:35 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just ate bfast, takin it easy today, also I'm trying to talk myself into bidding that motel job down south, its a 50 thousand $ contract.
24 rooms, 24 bathrooms and 300 feet of hallway, itl take 60 days to do it or 30 if I hire a couple people at 200 a day that can actually paint.
thats not likely so its all on me if I do it, not sure I need to be pushed that hard to make the deadline
2023-03-19 at 1:48 PM UTC
Damn I'd take that job 200 a day painting. I'm an expert at cutting in and cutting lines of COCAINE to paint those lines like a fucking PRO not a drop on the floor or ceiling
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2023-03-19 at 2:19 PM UTC
Having a sugar rush of cinnamon toast & hot chocolate to start a busy day.
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2023-03-19 at 3:32 PM UTC
Need to go out get something to eat probably and then I'm going to give myself a penectony as its the Lords day.
2023-03-19 at 6:39 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
catching up on chores around the yard , just removed the temp roof off the woodshed area cuz my wood is down to one row and I covered it with one 12' sheet of tin instead of 5 20' sheets of tin. emptied the ash tray in the bottom of the woodstove, brought in 3 days worth of firewood, cut up a slab of ribeye steaks into 18 steaks, that little bitch cost me $239 yesterday but its a good cut this time ,, last time it was a shitty one, I made the butcher bring out 6 to pick from and got the biggest and best one. I only lost 2 lbs to fat that I had to cut off. single ribeye cost $18 a lb but the slab was only around $11 per lb
2023-03-19 at 10:35 PM UTC
At work..yes it’s my weekend off but ..here I am…
*sprinkles fairy dust*
2023-03-19 at 11:43 PM UTC
GG was right about one thing, the importance of marketing.
2023-03-20 at 3:28 AM UTC
Wrapping things up..last bit of charting and then packing up to head home ❤️
XoXo
2023-03-20 at 3:35 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
theres some girl withduct tape on her tits in a dress made of bubble wrap and the black chick i fucked is here with tambourines on her shoes and a harmonica between her tits and everyone is so fucking try hard i just wanna go some
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