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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked made a tea of a bunch of weird expensive herbal bullshit i got with the health food store gift card i won. stretching then gonna bike up the hill a couple times real quick to try to fall back asleep. failing that, ive got a bottle of red wine and some sleepy pills.

    I wish you would make a tea out of my ass
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  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I wish you would make a tea out of my ass

    It would probably be as equally effective as the health food stuff
  3. Originally posted by mmQ I wish you would make a tea out of my ass

    Like take little chunks out of your buttocks and put them in little bags with little strings tied to them?
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Like take little chunks out of your buttocks and put them in little bags with little strings tied to them?

    According to ancient Chinese recipes ass tea is not made from the actual buttocks but rather from shaved unwashed ass hair.
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker According to ancient Chinese recipes ass tea is not made from the actual buttocks but rather from shaved unwashed ass hair.

    The level of unwashing determines the strength.
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    fts
  7. I'd definitely add a few sugar cubes and some milk to it, regardless of the strength.
  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    *packs work bag*
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just sent a message to Rihanna on instagram wishing her a happy birthday 🎊
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Spectral,on his olden years, is sounding like Biden.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're almost 70 years old specks.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Just sent a message to Rihanna on instagram wishing her a happy birthday 🎊

    When is ur birthday?
  13. Originally posted by Kafka How do you meditate and how does it feel?

    black people meditate by becoming one with the darkness.
  14. Originally posted by CandyRein Just sent a message to Rihanna on instagram wishing her a happy birthday 🎊

    tara, your 40, not 12.
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    I didn’t see that post.. this man keeping tabs on post made to me too..

    How do I get such obsessive stalkers like this ..
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Getting stuff ready for tomorrow..getting kinda TIDE💕
  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    Being sick
  18. Originally posted by mmQ I wish you would make a tea out of my ass

    does it promote healthy digestion and increased REM sleep? count me in
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Watching birds at my bird feeders
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Going back to sleep 😴
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