2023-01-06 at 12:18 PM UTC
Having intercourse with a melanin-rich specimen.
2023-01-06 at 1:10 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Sitting in the treatment chair at an oral surgeon's office at 6 am
2023-01-06 at 1:15 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
waiting to get the news from SCOTUS on 22-380, also about to go out and start cleaning my carbs on the 600, it woulkd be nice to hear it pop off today
2023-01-06 at 4:26 PM UTC
Eating shrimp that sat out on my counter all night.
2023-01-06 at 5:13 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
22-380 could change the whole world
2023-01-07 at 3:02 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
got the carbs cleaned and the gear box checked and fluid changed, couldnt get the master cylinder to pump brake fluid tho and I need a new pickup line and enhancement for the fuel tank. gotta make a trip to the snowmobile shop tomorrow and get parts, should have it back together tomorrow if they have the parts
2023-01-07 at 3:03 AM UTC
Getting your carbs cleaned?
I guess you must be eating healthy, vegan boy.
2023-01-07 at 3:24 AM UTC
Polecat only eats steaks. Him and Rick live the good life.
2023-01-07 at 4:59 AM UTC
Using a petri dish and a microscope and some other faculties to recreate a tiny little babby just formed, and tickling it over and over under it's little right armpit and then seeing later on when it grows up if it's still ticklish under the same armpit or if it repressed that, and then either way just looking more into it and coming to some really intense conclusions and whenceforth
2023-01-07 at 5:01 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
watching the vote for speaker of the house
2023-01-07 at 5:10 AM UTC
I’ve been listening to hypnosis and pampering myself tonight, going to get a Thai massage today.
2023-01-07 at 5:15 AM UTC
It’s like you go to some markets in Aladdin land and a seller lets you try out a carpet, then after they give you a gift, something that you need. I don’t know what it is but my subconscious does.
2023-01-07 at 9:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Do you have a lot of experience letting people try your carpet?
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