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  1. "which side do you dress on sir"
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    To the left just like Special Agent Strait McCool.

  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker I tuck

    "Very good sir"
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Very good sir"

    Your fantasies should be kept private kid.
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your fantasies should be kept private kid.

    Ok enough...Stop talking about my privates
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ok enough…Stop talking about my privates

    Fine what about your gnarly unwashed NCOs.
  7. Originally posted by mmQ What's the occasion, handsome?

    Going to the Magic Castle n apparently they have a very strict dress code
  8. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Going to the Magic Castle n apparently they have a very strict dress code

    The Bouncy one? They usually only care about you not wearing shoes.
  9. Originally posted by Murk Lore I thought you were jobless

    where are you getting money to travel and buy stuff?

    Sugar daddies?
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Going to the Magic Castle n apparently they have a very strict dress code

    Yeah they really do huh?

    http://www.magiccastle.com/dresscode/
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    so like yesterday my yorkypoo R U N N O F T and when I found him I beat him with a fern all the way back to the yard. he got pretty mad over it and today he has just stared at me and refused to come sit by me or play ball. I already told rick to not get attached to the little shit cuz I will not have anyone or anything that dont listen when I give orders in MY house.


    also 3 nights ago I stepped in cat shit on my carpet, we don't have a cat so I guess we all know who put the cat shit on the floor.

    I was going to try and make a real dog out of him, even switched him from salmon n veggi dog food to Bison and venison , he has puked every day after eating it,, he may just be a little FAGGOT dog that leaves cat shit here and there
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh yeah someone stole his sack so there is that
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    today I worked 6 hrs for free on the house I'm painting,, told the owner I would paint her new bead board porch roof as a wedding present.
    had to prime it then double coat it fast so the carpenters can put it up tomorrow.
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  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Toasting in an ebin bread.
  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Just faggotting around
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m also faggoting around ..on my last break before last rounds ...
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  17. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There used to be a bar with beers from all over the world in Ybor. I can't recall its name but it was kind an indoor outdoor patio place which the open area facing the Scientology center in Ybor. They would always have their dark suit sunglass radio wired goons patrolling the side on their side near the main entrance.

    You could not smoke on the patio but you could step right out on the sidewalk and light up. Whenever I did so I put pretend to be filming the Scientology goons. Without fail within minutes a couple more would comee out of the building and one would always give me a camback. To which I would display the bird, laugh at them, and walk back inside.

    One day I was there for about 5 hours and must have stirred them about a half a dozen times. I guess they got frustrated because not long after the 5th or 6th time a cruiser pulled up and spoke with them. They were talking, pointing at me, and getting more animated. Finally the cop pulled away and never said a word to me.

    Those guys were fun to fuck with.

    Because you're the reverse Psych guy we know you're actually a member of Scientology and you were the one doing the filming of the Agitator.
  18. Originally posted by Murk Lore Because you're the reverse Psych guy we know you're actually a member of Scientology and you were the one doing the filming of the Agitator.

    Do you know who r00t was on the Temple of the Screaming Electron BBS?
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to get into some tingz ❤️
  20. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you know who r00t was on the Temple of the Screaming Electron BBS?



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you know who r00t was on the Temple of the Screaming Electron BBS?

    why don't you make a statement about root instead of guessie time
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