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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    sanding an oak bookshelf.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Who are you, John Mohammed Ali, (inventor of boxing legend Muhammad Ali)?
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by troon You're still managing to put in the hours, even when it's just bits here and there.




    i'm really starting to annoy myself. like, if I was cooming instead then I'd at least have an obvious reason, but I'm not even doing that. Just being a lazy arsed cunt.

    well I'm probably makin 100 bucks an hr so its not that bad
  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    laying on my back in bed crying on drugs
  5. Originally posted by Grylls Not sure there’s a word to describe that thing

    its a waffle fried chicken sandiwch
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood its a waffle fried chicken sandiwch

    U mean to tell us that a waffle fried that chicken??
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    The waffle doesn’t look cooked and how do you know thats deep fried chickan
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster U mean to tell us that a waffle fried that chicken??

    yup and then kilt itself and now i'm eating the "crime scene" although if you ask me a murder suicide of a farmer that is a waffle and a chicken isn't much of a crime and nor is eating it, in fact environmentally speaking I am a moral saint.

    Originally posted by Grylls and how do you know thats deep fried chickan

    well it tasted like it at least
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm semi puking because I have the stomach bug my family has had for 4 days. Of course I get it on fucking Friday
  10. Originally posted by Sudo I'm semi puking because I have the stomach bug my family has had for 4 days. Of course I get it on fucking Friday

    Were you jabbed?
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Were you jabbed?

    Not by a covid neeble. Neither was my baby mom. Stepkid goes to day care so that's a petri dish of diseases right there
  12. Originally posted by Sudo Not by a covid neeble. Neither was my baby mom. Stepkid goes to day care so that's a petri dish of diseases right there

    Lucky you, because you could have been dying of blood clots and immune deficiency right now.
  13. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Just joined ✔️In this place out
  14. Originally posted by 2fly4U2 Just joined ✔️In this place out

    You're too fly for us.
  15. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're too fly for us.

    Could B but I’m here none the less
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Live streaming while I drink
  17. Originally posted by 2fly4U2 Could B but I’m here none the less

    Got any jenkem?
  18. 2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Got any jenkem?

    Inhaling raw sewage is not my thing.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Pushing buttons
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 2fly4U2 Inhaling raw sewage is not my thing.

    it's not "raw", we cook it first
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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