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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *announces taking a shit*
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    That reminds me I’m almost out of loo roll
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    See nk matter my shit posts I'm always reminding someone of something important they need.
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ur a good guy to have around in a sticky spot

    Oh maybe that’s wh
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're welcome babe
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Unacceptable

    Originally posted by DontTellEm

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  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    rifling through a hookers pockets
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just got everything ready for the work week ahead..gonna run my bubble bath and get my candles ...lit 🔥

    I think I wanna roll a Jamaican joint tonight...alla mercy ...
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just threw a bottle with a message in it , into the ocean ....
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Kek!
    Wait till them niggas read that chit .....
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    just took the nastiest shit full of bile and mucus 😭
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    When I know my next shit is gonna be a potential toilet blocker I save it for the gym because the cleaners are all niggers

    I’m basically doing my part by keeping them in a job
  15. Listening to the rain. It has been teasing a shower for a few days but it hasn't happened. Til today. It started for a bit. Hope it goes hard for a homie tonight.

    Who am I, John Rain (inventor of the rain)?
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Listening to the rain. It has been teasing a shower for a few days but it hasn't happened. Til today. It started for a bit. Hope it goes hard for a homie tonight.

    Who am I, John Rain (inventor of the rain)?

    ur a homo, tara.
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls When I know my next shit is gonna be a potential toilet blocker I save it for the gym because the cleaners are all niggers

    I’m basically doing my part by keeping them in a job

    mine are never very big thankfully
  18. Originally posted by WellHung ur a homo, tara.

    Who are you, Hamtaro (Hamtaro)?

  19. WellHung Black Hole
    charcoal grilling
  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung charcoal grilling

    i do all my charcoal grilling indoors
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