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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    as opposed to MILK cows ya dumbass faggot
  2. Grabbed a bottle of wine, gonna make her banana pancakes for dinner n we gonna watch californication.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Nah this ones 25 n unmarried

    retracted
  4. G African Astronaut
  5. Originally posted by Kafka Garlic, red onion, bacon and pineapple.

    I just made a bacon, prosciutto, onion, tomato pizza with a pesto sauce
  6. Originally posted by aldra retracted

    Yeah its kinda dope. Rn im sleeping in her nice apartment in da hillz. Already gave me my own keycode for keyless entry so i can come n go when i want.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. G African Astronaut
    Foo Man Chew :

    Cheapest hot dog you can find, preferably made from pig dicks,cow rectum & chicken feet lol.

    Fry until almost burnt, toss w/ kimchi ,serve on bun w/ muh "Beastro" sauce (ketchup,sriracha & pepperoncini brine).






  8. Don't forget chicken lips.
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I feel like your camera photo quality is set too high
  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls I feel like your camera photo quality is set too high

    i feel like ur a fucking faggot metrosexual.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat Im not gonna point out the actual url or what site you can find it but with a simple google search and that title guys youll thank me later as you cum.

    shut the fuck up, nigger.⚘
  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I was like cheering for her like hit it hit the hole the ass hole with the tounge just touch it at least... anyone else guys?
  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    you dont believe me a video like this exists with that title and a hot young like maybe 20 yo blond and some dude directing her?
  16. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    In a few I’m gonna bounce & go to the gym. I’ve got a life to live…
  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    a chick I was gonna pay for sex thinks im cool with her grabbing my dick ad with the other hand or finger penetrating my ass/ How do I tell her I dont want this just her to lick my ass and me fuck her in the ass after not the other way around?
  18. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wariat, how should I introduce myself to the cia/interpol ppl I'm meeting today?

    I don't wanna look stupid, but this fucking folder I've got on you is like fucking 6" thick lol
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  19. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Ha ha you're unemployed and your mum is dead.


    so projection.
  20. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so projection.

    I have a Job and a mother, you don't.

    Ha ha
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