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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That shows you talking about a didlo collection and me invite you to stand on my rifle range.

    me invite you to suck me dick
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls me invite you to suck me dick

    Go stand about 200 meters down range while I decide how to decline your offer.
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Let me borrow your 10 cm tape measure then
  4. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i just ate a nutty-buddy bar

    'twas delicious
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Nuts are great for you and full of protein

    I always have a nutty and raisin mixture bag to hand for when Iā€™m on the go
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Frozen little Debby nutty bars crushed into chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream with some peanut butter cookie butter stuff mixed into a hodge podge
  7. just got back from karaoke
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked just got back from karaoke

    You ok bro?

    What did you sing?
  9. yeah my throat still kinda fucky n def dont sound as good as i used to but did okay

    fuck i barely remember what i sang. STP creep, In this river black label society, die die my darling misfits and last nite by the strokes. I recorded my last somg.
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Go stand about 200 meters down range while I decide how to decline your offer.

    Wow you can suck cock from 200 meters away.
  11. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Judging a chilli competition
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    I can't decide!
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Looks like it's about that time frens šŸ’–
  15. G African Astronaut
    Took wifey out to lunch @ a small bistro for some bomb ass Paella : shrimp,chicken,sausage, saffron parm arborio rice.


  16. that's the sloppiest paella I've ever seen and I've dined in the finest Spanish restaurants the Costa Del Sol has to offer.

    Here's how it's supposed to look

  17. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson that's the sloppiest paella I've ever seen and I've dined in the finest Spanish restaurants the Costa Del Sol has to offer.

    Here's how it's supposed to look


    I don't eat red X's & this Bistro's by french spainards not your run of the mill slum variant. They do hybrid classic standards.
  18. Take a look at the pic I inserted and tell me your "Golden Coral style slop" looks better...I DARE YOU!
  19. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Take a look at the pic I inserted and tell me your "Golden Coral style slop" looks better…I DARE YOU!

    Lol that's basic ass paella this bistro does variations on standards. Saffron parm cheese sauce > that whole meal lol.
  20. Originally posted by G Lol that's basic ass paella this bistro does variations on standards. Saffron parm cheese sauce > that whole meal lol.

    Sacude Mi Cabeza as the lovely Spanish version of DTE likes to say
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