I propose the formation of a subcommittee for the study of Tolkien's work

1. 2018-05-05 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Since there are exactly three of us lore nerds here, I think that we've arrived at the perfect number for the study of Middle-Earth's most fundamental secrets. Ideally, this would take the form of semi-occasional threads exploring the more prevalent as well as the obscure themes in his brilliant creation. What say you?
2. 2018-05-05 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You need to go outside.
3. 2018-05-05 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   You need to read The Silmarillion. I promise it'll be the best book you ever pick up, and that you'll never want to go outside again.
4. 2018-05-05 at 6:43 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Maybe I'll read it on Amazon.
   But seriously, you rode your bike around as a kid, get out man. Buy a skateboard off a bath salt junkie, or go to metro park. If you are city slicker, walk to the farmers market and pick up chicks.
   
   But jimmy called earlier, and he needs a hand branding the cows, so I will have to get off here in a lil bit.
5. 2018-05-05 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Denied.
6. 2018-05-05 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I can't even sit down to watch the movie, let alone read a book. If the movie is three hours, and a story that's movie is 10 times longer in book form, it will probably take me two months to read.
7. 2018-05-05 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I propose us Americans lern nederlands instead