tomato plants are retarded

1. 2018-05-02 at 2:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i have these fucking tomato plants i planted but they're retarded and don't grow straight up out of the ground but they come up and kind of coil around and then sit on themselves because they're lazy fucks. i dont understand, my pepper plants never do this
2. 2018-05-02 at 2:16 PM UTC

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   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I always suspected tomatoes were unambitious so im not really surprised by the trouble they are giving you.
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3. 2018-05-02 at 2:26 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Stake them up with a cage
4. 2018-05-02 at 2:32 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   they are climbing tomatoes,, most likely cherry tomatoes if you have room they will spiral around on the ground and you will have tons of little tomatoes or you can give them string or rope to climb on or you can give them fence to travel on
5. 2018-05-02 at 2:48 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Hang them upside down as if they were a nigga.
6. 2018-05-02 at 2:48 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   they never did that tho
7. 2018-05-02 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You gotta put sticks in the ground for them there tomaters to grown up on
8. 2018-05-02 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT they never did that tho

   
   Yep it's what they used to during the shipping process if they didn't eat their tomatoes.
   
   
9. 2018-05-02 at 2:59 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I guess you would know